The ONLY thing the Constitution ALLOWS us to do is MURDER CHILDREN just as the Founders Intended!

-LITERALLY Every Republican including John Fetterman!

NOTHING says Fiscal Responsibility like a 2BILLION DOLLAR Slush Fund for Child Molesters and people who DESTROYED Public Property!

-People who DEFEND Kyle Rittenhouse because those Pwotesters were bweaking pwopewty!

I CANT believe all this NEGATIVE Press surrounding Fifa! They gave Trump the PEACE PRIZE for Gods Sake!

We Saved MONEY!

-Ranchers whose Taxes INCREASED!

This person is ANTI SEMETIC! NOT because he said Heil Hitler but because he said FUCK ISRAEL!

-CNN!

$20 Minimum wage and NO Data Centers? How DARE she INFRINGE on my FREEDOM!

-Poisoned Republicans on Welfare making Rainbow Flags ILLEGAL!

We’re going to MAKE people ADDICTED by making a REALLY Good Product! SOLVING annoying Problems! TREATING Customers respectfully! FORCING ourselves Onto people like Donald Trump on Little Girls!

If we STOP Tracking it it’ll DISAPPEAR!

-Our CURRENT Health Leaders!

You KNOW this GOOD Christian man ALSO complains when people wear MULTIPLE CLOTHS or RAPE CHILDREN!

I WAS Going to Vote for this Man because I’m SICK and TIRED of CORRUPT Politicians RUINING my Life but I guess because of THIS new TRUTHFUL information I’ll Vote for Susan Collins INSTEAD!

-Really Smart FREE THINKING TM Republicans!

STUPID Libtard thinking 8 year old WOMEN are Underage!

-People with Kill Pedophile Stickers!

But this Illegal Immigrant is RICH so it DOESNT count!

-Pro Life Anti Corruption Republicans!

What are you going to tell me about this ANTI SEMITE next? He DOESNT Condone Raping Children? SHAMEFUL!

-NY Times!

Raping Children is TERRIBLE! Wait ISRAEL is doing it? Your ANTI SEMETIC if you HATE Raping Children!

-The BBC!

I tried to Pay Overpriced Singers NOBODY wants to Hear to play BORING Music at the America 250 Concert!

-SUPER JENIUS Donald Trump!

How is this Possible? They gave him the PEACE PRIZE for GODS Sake!

This is WOKE LIBRUL NONSENSE and I can’t WAIT for Trump to Pardon him and Give him the Secretary Of Education job!

-Free Thinking Alpha Wolf Americans who HATE Pedophiles!

No because Conservatives are Intellectuals TM that Do Their Own Research TM and can NOT be Fooled by ANYTHING! Literally NOTHING Fools Conservatives! They NEVER get Fooled by ANYTHING! I LOVE paying High Gas Prices!

I didnt KNOW the NYTIMES was ANTI SEMETIC! How DARE they Run a Story that makes Israel look NOT THE BEST!

-The BBC!

BUT not HIS Extinction so PLEASE make sure to ONLY use your Pitchforks on Mothers and Children!

-Republicans on Welfare!