I’m pretty sure I’ve noticed thigh highs are more lemmy style :p

Ain’t dead yet

Someone call funhole lol

Bro I’m pretty sure it’s a gorilla my friend

This is totally my mood today

I’m pretty sure dogs and cats are both in cahoots in our domestication.

So wait the scientists would be doing drugs and talking about Star Trek while sharing research?

I used to have women that acted like there foot size being larger was like them being obese or something, and literally cram their poor feet voluntarily into footwear two sizes smaller than they needed.

Living up to your user name in being awesome <3

;p at least one?! God the one i have has given me enough problems. I can only imagine having more than one Jesus that’s got to be awful… fun? At least as a young person maybe lol. I can only imagine it being like two times or more rough trying to pee :'(

Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante’s inferno in the 20th century.

e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I’m going to have to bring this up next time we’re having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!

Well I don’t even know if it’s a joke, but just something about Superman’s spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don’t even know. Maybe it’s just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.

Best part of packing an apple bowl to carry with you was the ability to eat the evidence!

They have been exceptionally great about maintaining their old IP with this one. I have some optimism as well :)

Damn it, I mean… I guess you’re probably right lol, but I felt like I was being clever there for a few minutes :'-/

Gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘eat shit’

Not sure if you’ve got one, but I do believe I’ve heard it’s supposed to be healthier for the prostate to occasionally empty that thing. Another part of the body that seems to break down as one ages. Don’t judge me, It’s for my health!

Just like taking a cell phone call, you’re supposed to pull over on the side of the road!

Three’s going to be more action. RPG? Interesting. Yeah, hopefully they’ll keep supporting the OG as well, I still need to finish that. Damn it. I was playing guild wars 2 basically all through my tethered Android with a third-party app, needless to say, I wasn’t always top choice for raids simply because of my latency. And my skill. And my build. And my attention span. LOL. My dumbass played for about 2 and 1/2, 3 years maybe, and probably dropped over a grand on silly mount skins, toon and inv slots and all the other various upgrades. I felt better doing it though knowing that the game itself wasn’t actually pay to win and had no monthly fees. I should really get back into that game. I have been away far too long from mistlock sanctuary :p

I’ll have to check this one out later, thanks for a recommendation!