If you are measuring calories that way, then you have to consider that anything you eat contains e=mc² energy.

Better than PEBKAC.

It won’t be boneless after he’s done with it!

Yes, yes it would. Since when have conservatives, especially this administration, ever tried to make things better?

The federal government has the power to garnish wages. By now, everyone should have realized that, yes, they would stoop that low.

Does Duchovny sleep inside a magic eye poster?

Because they are loan words from different languages.

Wait, we’re thriving?

Working from home makes life significantly better, but that’s a pretty low bar.

• it’s time for quarterly security training again where you learn not to open exe files attached to emails.

Hmmm, your quotation marks are rendering as commas on my client. I thought you just put commas at the start for some random reason.

If you don’t need a plot reason for a male character to mention his wife, then you don’t need a plot reason for a male character to mention his husband.

I hate this thumbnail image. It makes me inexplicably angry.

OP has changed the image. I no longer want to punch my phone!

BoJack Horseman

Searching for “vegan photo paper” shows that the claim of “all” isn’t true.

Multiply those time estimates by about 20.

Why would you do that to a black hole?

What we know: it’s going to be long, rambling, and incoherent.

Not an immigrant.
Not trans.

They don’t get much more white-trash than this:

This was my very first computer when I was really young. I learned BASIC on that beast, and used it to make my sister cry.

10 PRINT "Amy is a pest"
20 GOTO 10

The peanut butter ones are fantastic.