I reported you via FINGER to Al Gore.

*Fuck

Ah, so a technicality, eh…?

Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

I tried shaving my asshole but he ran away and never came back.

Once would have been enough for me.

Diddy? Or Diddy not?

Purchase a Pocket Poop Knife.

< salivate >

Not disappointed! 5/5