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In a bit of irony, the stool pigeon that informed police was, in fact, Ozawa himself. Police did not expect him to sing like a canary as he confessed to the charges. Ozawa stated the pigeons were sitting ducks as he accelerated towards them. He considers pigeons ugly ducklings and his life’s goal is to make as many of them dead as a dodo. Police are keeping a close eye on Ozawa as they found him naked as a jaybird when they arrested him. There are concerns he may try to fly the coop and send police on a wild goose chase.

Well…spit it back out I guess.

What is the X axis on this graph representing?

@Gormadt Wow - what a great description!

@mossy_capivara

I need some help here - does this mean trans boys have a lot of energy?

Her: Touché. Here at The Meme Factory we look for people with a little…je ne sais quoi…
Him: I don’t know what that means.
Her: Excellent. Welcome to the meme team.

I’m drunk and don’t really know what I’m saying.

Vanilla à la toad.

But my truck says “All Terrain”…

I canceled all our streaming services and Amazon prime. I canceled my phone service and opted for a $15/month plan (Mint). I buy a cheap phone, about $70 bucks. I asked my wife to stop buying me snack foods at the grocery store to save ~$50/week. All told I think we are not spending ~$300/month that I can now put towards our cars that are starting to break down. Someone said something about savings but I only cultivate dust and stones there.

I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.

TL;DR: Don’t care

Was a baby when it was done so don’t remember any of it. Been this way my whole life so have nothing to compare it to. Never bothered me, never was a topic of conversation, and nobody ever cared…probably because it is extremely common where I live.

Oh Mahmoud Abbas! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

@blackluster117 With freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads, yes!

@Stamets

This is my day today, except throw a few sharks in there.

I heard that her dad’s nickname for her is Iwanna Hump.

I heard it in my head but I think it’s true. It’s probably true. Definitely true.

Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

I said this in the other post with this image, but this is Aughra from The Dark Crystal.

This is Aughra from The Dark Crystal.

I guess no one knows a horse egg when they see one…

I see AI has nightmares too.