God. White people steal literally everything

Ants are pretty into that shit, especially if you’re diabetic

I don’t want rapey dudes to think they can move on me without the risk of winding up dead. Same goes for cops. That’s the one social contract that they can’t disregard.

Stop making talk of how I fun :'(

You cant just leave it at that, I need to know how

Yes, another 50¢ in class action settlements! That’ll show em

'Murica

Oh god you’re going to summon them

Stop hanging out with my NSA agent

Thank you, kitteh

So inspiring that America has pivoted to rehabilitating pedophiles in the workforce. I knew y’all would eventually grow out of punitive justice

When people are working I like to tell them I hope it goes by quickly. They prob’ly tired.

When my repost bot doesn’t know not to copy the [OC] tag

Depends on if what he screwed up was children

Despicable me ass-havin-legs

Usually Congress has to consent to it, that’s why they called it illegal. However by ending the last shutdown, congress agreed that it no longer has a say in wars anymore. Shoutout and thank you, DNC

Relatable-ass face

Bankrupted millionaires and dead idiots aren’t the ones diving foreign policy. Mostly anyway. Some specific rich dead idiots obviously still have us by the balls but it’s the living ones who call most of the shots

Oh hell yeah. I hope I can find this pirated somewhere. It sounds really good. They missed an opportunity to add my favorite Joe Biden quote to the trailer though:

“Were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interest in the region.”

Why would I be neutral when I can strongarm everyone into giving me everything with no consequences? The only morals in the US is money and dominance. Neutrality is out of the question