I had a teacher in 6th grade who told us that God placed the earth the perfect distance from the Sun; a few inches closer and we’d all burn, and a few inches further and we’d all freeze. I got detention for standing on top of my desk and asking why I wasn’t on fire yet.
That kinda shattered my view of teachers being arbiters of knowledge.
















Make it into a public spectacle. A miles-long parade of rolling gallows lined up along Pennsylvania Avenue. With live music and fireworks.