I’d encourage LGBTQ folk to relocate to western and northern Europe. It ain’t perfect, but you’re very unlikely to get the shit kicked out of you.

Trust me, the same thing applies to the green region.

But if you hit oncoming traffic you’ll still be late for work and also potentially kill someone and end up incarcerated for vehicular manslaughter.

I was literally going to say that exact thing. Det er veldig slitsomt å kjøre i Troms :(

The shitty roads in Vestland destroyed my suspension. I say the shitty roads in Vestland, I mean Bergen. The shitty roads in the actual city of Bergen.

The profits from oil go to the sovereign wealth fund. Actual day to day expenses are paid for by Norwegians paying taxes. And the government cuts corners on a lot of things so they don’t have to touch the rainy day fund. All things considered The Danes probably have a higher standard of living and they don’t have oil.

Heia Norge!

Ever since the French revolution, the establishment in Britain has been bending over backwards to ensure the status quo (as far as they’re concerned) remains. The British parliamentary system is doing exactly what it was designed to do. The sheep who live there are kept busy with xenophobia and infighting with the sole purpose of keeping them isolated from dangerous ideas.

Haiyaa! So sad!

I thought sleep was supposed to be my time.

Why are you drinking wife-beater?

I didn’t leave Reddit and join Lemmy because I want to read about Reddit. Fuck Reddi. it’s yesterday’s news.

Ok I’m British, I live in a country that gave me permanent residency before this shit show. The remainers mismanaged the campaign by resorting to the arguments of “lol you’re so stupid” and “omg so racist”. They also completely and overwhelmingly underestimated the power of propaganda to influence public opinion. And didn’t realise that a generation of blaming the EU for Westminster’s shitty decision making might have consequences. The remainers are just as culpable as the people who voted to leave.

No shit! As a Brit living in another country I would like Britain to never have left. BUT, now that Britain has left, I’d like to punish those who allowed Brexit to happen by preventing them from rejoining. You’ve made your nasty scat bed, now fucking lie in it.

You just distributed their advertising for free. That’s what’s wrong with eggs.

How does a photo of Biden having a tuggy help the DPRK?

I already have an enby friend called Alex, it would be confusing.

My fav so far

Bless your heart!

I’m not tattooing my infant son.