Replace beatbox with masturbate and all the sounds with “fap”. And then creatively censor parts of the middle two frames.

Oh, the irony! They posted low res to save people bandwidth, but you click the high res one anyway

Soot

Knights

“Everyone throw your hands in the air!”

“STD test” is how I heard the joke yesterday.

Jewel of Open?

Everything I’ve seen and read says exercise won’t actually change how many calories you burn in a day. It’s still super healthy to do, but does not replace a calorie deficit.

Your anecdote seems to support that. You burned up all your blood sugar by biking 10 miles and then almost passed out. So now you’re just going to laze around for hours burning fewer calories than you would have during that time had you not exercised.

I’ve dieted before and always embraced the “eat your exercise calories” idea. Exercise is good for your body, but any calories spent doing it should be eaten as extra food outside of your normal calorie goals.

Man’s laughter

Yeah, like this:

https://youtu.be/6v1qNVZmofI

Congrats?

Consider taking up scuba diving. It normally requires active ear pressure normalization (Valsalva maneuver), but it sounds like you’re one of the rare people who will have a wonderful time never having to worry about that.

Why not change countries? I think about doing so all of the time because fuck the USA. Goddamn shithole country. But I, too, have million reasons not to. -_-

If you’re switching from a github alpha (debug) version, this version will install side-by-side with your current version, so there should be no risk of data loss. However, it’s always good to backup your settings, layout, icons, and wallpaper anyway, and this will also let you restore these things in the Play Store version.

To create a backup of you current Lawnchair settings:

1. Open the “Home settings” by long-pressing anywhere in the blank space between icons on your home screen and choosing “Home settings”.
2. Use the three-dot menu in the upper right to choose Create Backup. Save the file somewhere handy.
3. Later, restore that backup in the new version of Lawnchair.

It’s weird having both versions installed. When I open my app drawer and search for Lawnchair, I only get one result, and now that I’ve restored my backup, I can’t even tell which version is being launched when I tap that icon. Thankfully the alpha version is named “Lawnchair (Debug)” in the Apps list, and I can now uninstall the debug version.

You’re getting angry at misinformation.

I, too, spend my Sunday afternoons draped in lace.

I tried turning them all off and nothing changed. Same result with the Duck Duck Go browser set on Android. Unique fingerprint. And I have no extensions. I wonder if my VPN is part of the fingerprint. I did read a lot of the explanation of what fingerprints you, but I didn’t see VPN in there. I should do a search on that page to see.

I tried that and then one of those “how common is your fingerprint” websites said my fingerprint was unique. Literally fucking unique.

I think it was the EFF site.

Might have something to do with other extensions I have installed like Canvas Blocker, uMatrix, etc.

Fuck, even in Mull on my phone where I only have a few extentions installed: uBlock Origin, cookie auto delete, local CDN, and a cookie consent blocker.

As a kid, I had this tabletop video game called “Dracula” that featured a multicolor VFD display. I loved that game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXXXoH-Wjvg

Before ATMs, bank drive-throughs (the ones with multiple lanes for cars) had pneumatic tubes to send cash and checks to the bank teller, or receive cash.

Some probably still do. I feel like I used one within the past 10 years.

TIL capcom is a real word and not just a Japanese game developer.