D3FNC [any]

Yeah these kids deal with email like once a month and I get 300 a day, 100 need replies you’re damn right it’s gonna be one word if possible

Really it should be considered a success, if your email can get a single word reply you gave all the necessary information in an intelligible format.

@happybadger@hexbear.net

Again this is very simply not true. You are imagineering, not objectively looking at data. Which countries specifically do you see doubling life span? I’m not seeing it.

Ok? It’s still not true, this is just classic ignorant neoliberal propaganda. Even your own source doesn’t support this, unless you go well into the 1800s.

Communism

Lol the average American lifespan in 1923 was 58 and in my county in 2022 it was 64 and dropping

“doubled”

I would guess pretty much everything about our current world would freak out people from a century ago

Your first boner occurred while you were still in the womb, so it sounds like you still have a ways to go as far as sex ed

No - wait. Let him cook.

Part of me does want to critically celebrate Trump as a leftist hero for destroying America.

But that part is a lib

The blindfold and cigarette are not for the benefit of the executed, they are for the executioner; and are therefore not optional.

If your 16 year old daughter wants to take an alcoholic 28 year old marine corporal to prom though, that’s fine and good. Better get a chauffeur though he lost his driver’s license like 3 DUIs back

Our government was designed, probably not intentionally but it is possible, to not work.

Currently it’s not working so we can’t do anything unless the president orders it, which isn’t how shit is supposed to work but now has precedent.

American exceptionalism strikes again

Republicans (see, it’s right there in the name) have been openly mocking people who think we live in a democracy for literally my entire life

I’m struggling to think of anything lore wise in gambo thrones that wasn’t a real event in English history, or at the very least a popular belief / self worshipping mythology

Even as a high schooler I remember thinking a few hundred pages in, wait. Wait… is this the war of the fucking roses

I can never decide which is funnier to me, GRRM being a Disney screenwriter in their children’s animation division or the fact he abandoned the song of ice and fire entirely and now exclusively adds to an absolute trash universe he created about removed racist cajun vampires with alcoholism and gambling that makes Twilight look like Pride and Prejudice

Yet, somehow this would still probably be the most respectful treatment of any of the first nations by any Mormon, ever

The history of the Mormon church is like oops hahaha all war crimes I’m so silly

It’s really hard to criticize anything about Twilight after you learn it was literally self published fan fiction written by a Mormon house wife with ten kids that has never once in her life even seen a healthy or fulfilling relationship from a distance, or had a meal containing any form of seasoning, and will almost certainly die without having ever experienced even an aliquot of sexual pleasure

I also like to kidnap my entire family in my used hearse then do a shitload of amphetamines in the Mexican desert immediately after completing a formal education in the newly developed science of ecology that ended with learning about the inevitability of man made climate change continuing to accelerate the greatest and final planetary mass extinction event, the holocene era

Yeah I feel that shit in my soul bro, for sure

Whomst amongst us hasn’t done a Herbert once or twice

Isn’t this dude a hologram tho

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