Cosmo Kramer doing the MoviePhone voice: “Why don’t you just give me access to High-Profile Instagram accounts”

Cocaine O’Leary w/ his cocaine ideas again

As long as you say “he’s abortioning right at me!” you can kill em and ain’t nothing Johnny Law can do about it

Hahaha it’s haha it’s cause haha oh gosh it’s cause if you stick it in your “buns” haha it could shoot out and poke spmebody’s eye out 😂

Is “delusional” some dumb new way of saying “delulu” or somn?

Third grade reading assignment ass headline

Grok made me gregnabt

2026 hey buddy

This would happen at a urinal or pool changing room and you’d start cranking and a kid would walk in and next thing you know you have a job at the White House all because of foolish vanity sometimes it’s ok to stay a gherkin u don’t need to be a gas station individually wrapped dill pickle all the time so to speak

“Rock and stone, Red 5”

Haha sure, job. You and what cocaine?

You can have my road sodas when you scrape them off my cold, dead school bus full of children

Well saan aaf a bitch!

Fuel: a substance famously not destroyed by using it

He is aging like a fine sock

The police wear the boots tho

The first ketchup you could use to roll a fatty like dogg lemme hit that Heinz 57 Blunt

So all they have to do to outwit this kidfucker is nothing?

“I’ll make YOU see squared, punkass mfer”