They both do both, lol. Not arguing with you by the way. I’ve just never heard this as a thing before other than the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above… I assume it vaguely comes from that maybe, but I’ve never heard men and women as birds and bees or whatnot

Right, but male birds are usually the “pretty” ones because they have to impress the females with their display, and bees are all female, so it seems like a terribly inaccurate metaphor, if we can even call it that

99% of bees are female

Cool thanks

Larry Ellison is a schill for the Israeli government

Morning wood is when you get out of bed and the wood bed frame creaks because your balls are so full of pee.

I mean, you get to a certain point and there’s lots of big butts all over the place… let’s hope he is happy.

Because they are right of center. Next question.

They are mad that he beat the donor class, they are doing anything and everything to undermine him, throwing mud at the wall until something sticks… which it hasn’t

You’re an antisemite! /s

The stock market will go down and we will tax the banks that hold the trillionaires’ wealth. As is usual when democrat socialists win awesome elections that make the establishment politicians look like idiots

Ah fuck it, billionaires wealth

Boo! Dog hater! /s

I don’t think the economy is that predictable so many steps ahead

All of the jobs that AI stole were fake?

God damn it! I will never wonder about this again in my life!

This is a really funny sign to post on the office restroom until you realize the poor guy or gal is taking the prescription diarrhea medication from TV commercials and experiencing all of the side effects at once they list really fast at the end of the commercial.

They’re still saying it now

I’d support a woman presidential candidate, but I prefer candidates with actual policies that have personality. I guess taking corporate and aipac donations is a policy on some level.

I really hope Mamdani wins.

If only for the meltdown the democrats are going to have internally. It would mean AIPAC Israeli lobby is not omnipotent in American politics

I’ve never done it. But it sounds really fun. I did have a motorized scooter that was super awesome.