Can someone explain/ruin the joke so I know what the kids are saying these days?

Please explain usage of the word “movement”. Do you mean “the right way of lifting” or do you mean “the weightlifting revolution,” comrade?

What term constituted “mastodon stuff” to prompt your comment? Haven’t yet tried mastodon so just curious.

"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma … " - Vampire Weekend. Apparently you and I do, after seeing the commenter’s sentence construction.

I refuse to accept this and carjacking as “regular type of shit.” Hell, I refuse to accept littering as “regular type of shit.” Soon we’ll be like Juarez or Rio but with more guns.

Yes. I infer that “handy” is an American slang word that isn’t common in the UK, based on this interaction. I’ve got no skin in this game, just having fun.

What is a “head of lettuce handy” and where can I get one? Are we talking about one that you can get in a car, or is this more of kind that you get at a commercial establishment?

Violife cheese is what my store carries. It’s better that daiya but not perfect. I’ve enjoyed the “sandwich slice” cheese they have, good melted.

it started as WoW. But it was stolen by neckbeard racists. You do you, but you sound like a mentally ill parrot when you use the word, a bit.

Downvoted for use of alt-right slang that should never have left the year 2016.

Miyoko brand cashew cheeses are excellent if you’re not looking for melted cheese. They have an aged cheddar and a soft herbed “cheese” that are great as a cheese-board type thing. Also there are other companies making fake shredded cheese that is lightyears ahead of the soy-based rubbery garbage of a decade ago. I use a fake shredded cheddar on pizza - and it’s much better than being almost but not entirely unlike actual cheese. That said, I miss cheese. Stupid sexy alpha gal allergy.

Carpe Kasem: Seize the ground and the stars.

I was about to say you’re full of malarky, but then I looked it up - and you’re right, aged cheeses are extremely low in lactose. Some as low as 1 mg per 100 g. Too bad I also have alpha gal allergy at the moment and it’s thought that mammal products that don’t cause anaphylaxis still have enough of the alpha gal sugar cause an inflammatory response/unstable arterial plaques that greatly increases stroke risk.

Wait… your version of lactose intolerance is you get “stopped up”?!? My version is dairy-based Draino pressure washing the bowl in brown noisomeness.

Why isn’t anyone mentioning that there are arrrrr streaming sites that won’t land someone a cease and desist?

I’m getting flashes of David Foster Wallace.

For all of those who are down voting the nope, read the instructions on how to apply in the post. You all failed that trick test teachers handed out in grade school, where if you actually read the instructions, it tells you to put your name on the paper and put down your pencil without trying to answer any of the questions on the test, because the test is “do you pay attention to shit” not “do you know the answers”.

There’s a big difference between fantasizing about using the little yapping dickhead as a canon wad, and actually putting the yapping dickhead into a canon and firing it at a brick wall. Sure, I might think about poisoning my neighbors neglected dogs that do nothing but bark all day while I’m trying to concentrate, but i won’t, actually.

Even I, who think the Palestinian leadership is full of shit and has been full of shit since before 1948, and think that using meat shields to protect military assets is the war crime, and that the civilian deaths that are occurring in the destruction of said tunnels are the foreseeable consequences of the aforementioned war crime, WILDLY AND ADAMANTLY DISAGREE WITH YOU. What my government did in Gitmo, The fact that there was a prison at all at Gitmo, is a shitstain on American honor. What these individuals in the IDF are doing, or are allowing fucking nut bag whacko settlers to do, is a shit stain on the reputation of Israel.

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