Darthcapi

I appreciate labels for telling which is which

Counter clockwise is clearly the best wise

To be clear, they don’t live in THEIR home

Don’t tell me what to do. Also, thanks for the info!

Peter Thiel can eat shit

While not animated animals, didn’t we get this with Total Drama Island? I remember seeing a few episodes and thinking it was funny.

Genius!

So I only drink on saturdays. No drinks for 6 days mean 6 drinks on Saturday, right?

Being vice president is the best reason to boo him. Cheney didn’t care about title, he was gonna shoot his friend in the face on a hunting trip regardless.

As an American I love this!

When the onion took over infowars the new infowars site had a ad for ‘turn piss into gold’.

I guess the office leases weren’t THAT important after all

Zuck is taking tanning tips from trump. In no time his eyes will look like bleached assholes too