Meeech

I hate shitty sequels…

It’s just the sauce that’s different and it’s not that good. You’re paying more for a worse off burger.

That photographer knew what they were doing.

Holy shit I burst out laughing. The silence was deafening.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

I’m not alone! I thought the same thing.

I recently got to experience this glorious moment, and I feel this is the appropriate post to share it in.

Here’s mine. Got it from the first prompt and it’s surprisingly accurate with how I see my adhd brain

Oh my that “okay…” was perfect. You could tell it tripped him up hard mentally. He had to resort to asking the same question to everyone there. “How long have you worked here? How long have you worked here? How long have you worked here?”

Priceless.

By all means, don’t skip that ad. Relish in it.

My dude, don’t tell me you’re browsing the internet without an adblocker!

100% been getting worse. I was just talking to a buddy about how bad SwiftKey has been getting and I want to look for an alternative.

You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Anything they can do to diminish the integrity of the word is in their game plan.

I can see how it gets out of hand very quickly. I just used one of those payment methods for the first time a month ago. Told myself that it’s being paid off in full before I do this again.

I just did a purge and I’m down to 4. It’ll be interesting to see how fast it gets back to :D

As a millennial, it’s just another tick on the “X is 100% millennials fault” list.

As someone who grew up in a very religious household, I can tell you without a doubt in my mind, the worst people I ever met were the church crowd. Everyone was so nice to each other inside the building but as soon as the service was over, people showed their real colors in the parking lot.

You’d get parents screaming at their kids for “misbehaving” during the boring ass sermon, cars bolting out of their parking spaces with no disregard for other people walking, cars battling each other to try and get out of the lot before the other guy… You know… Cause football was starting soon.

Landlords thought process: Since 2 months was typically 60-61 days and that range is higher, we’ll have to charge 3 payments for each monthly payment!

Added to the filter! See yha never medium!