Meeech

Patient? Let me introduce you to the frozen uncrustable.

My best guess is the bird is pretending like Home Depot doesn’t know it’s there while everyone knows.

My MIL has had the original leaf and is now driving a newer Bolt. She said her bill only went up 20-30 bucks a month compared to what she was spending a month on gas.

My wife and I used to get those questions from the family. They promptly stopped asking after my wife told them “when he’s done making me his hoho and starts making me his twinkie”. It always took a few seconds before it clicked. Their reactions to finally getting it were priceless.

There’s someone who lives a few houses down from me that has a similar sticker, except the punisher’s mask is colored in to be the American flag. It has trumps stupid hair as well.

It’s fuckin disgusting.

Makes the poo poo go drip drip

Honestly I feel like the next Elder Scrolls would be a better example than GTA6.

Swordfight!!

Sync has swipe to vote gestures and I mistakenly up/down vote a comment while scrolling. I fix the down votes but no idea what that does on the backend with lemmy.

Maybe a snake every now and then.

Lock screen:

Home screen:

My wife and I went to go see Princess Mononoke in IMAX this past weekend. 2 tickets, popcorn and 2 drinks was almost $75. If you want butts in seats again, this is what you address. Not stupid gimmicks. It was a great experience but at that price, we’re done going to the theater for the next few years. Hope their profit was worth it…

You’d be surprised how often will-call orders are placed. The company I work for places them almost daily.

They’re not the brightest…

You didn’t see?! They’re perfectly OK with masks now when it comes to hiding their bigoted face.

They would say “look he has an American flag. I see nothing but a peaceful protest by true patriots”…

I hate myself for typing that given the context of that vile picture.

I didn’t have it in my app drawer but once I went to this link, it showed as installed. I un-installed it ASAP.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.safetycore&hl=en-US

My wife has a work colleague who voted for Trump for the sole reason that she gets better care at the VA with republican presidents. I should ask how that’s going.

I grew up with pineapple, canadian bacon, and black olives. So good but hard agree. So easy to mess up if the ingredients are sub par.