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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • I’m not a linux power user but have some servers running on linux and honestly wouldn’t change it with anything else, as everything runs smooth and maintainance is easy and straight forward. Even if something gets fucked there is a great online community which helped me out everytime.

    That said, and sorry for the long introduction:

    I read a lot systemd memes in the last weeks: What is the problem with it and why is it trending now?





  • What the heck did you just spew in the Lemmyverse, you little troublemaker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Lemmy School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on toxic threads. Your toxic behavior is not something to be taken lightly. I’m trained in internet etiquette, and I’ve got the entire Lemmy community behind me. You think you can just hurl insults and spread negativity without consequences? Think again. As we speak, I’m contacting my secret network of moderators across the Lemmyverse, and your account is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, pal. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your online presence. You’re toast, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can report you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my basic keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in comment moderation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Lemmy tools, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable comments off the face of the Lemmyverse, you little troublemaker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your typing. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you dang fool. I will rain down reports all over you, and you will drown in the consequences. You’re out of the Lemmyverse, kiddo.