Haha. Shut up, you fuck.

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You’re full of those other things too.

Also all three of you are likely full of shit … because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.

I imagine Mitch McConnell isn’t too far behind.

I get it, aging sucks, but it’s part of the deal. You can’t live forever and there is a time to move on.

Grow teeth…where?

So what?! I responded a lot. Where’s my article?

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

What, like Bean Strokenoff?

Seeing as how in most markets you can’t exactly do what you want for a living (or even close), or acquire the skills because they’re behind a steep pay wall, and the only employment you can find is very limited in scope to what the community wants, what’s the difference? Most jobs might as well be issued in the mail.

Yeah but I don’t thi

No no, that’s not how that works.

I’ve managed to outlive many computer systems because they can’t self mend.

Soon to be A MilesTheNewKid comic!