seize it via eminent domain.

It’s nice not being so full of shit, right?

He didn’t even say thank you to Mister Zelenskyy, not even once!

Japan…

i just really freaking love public transportation infrastructure

i want to ride ALL THE TRAINS

It’s only a matter of time for me…

Then again, the account I left behind says “user has deleted” instead of “user was banned” so…

The Centauri: “You call this a convention center? I would not host my second cousin’s baby shower here; it stinks of commoners.”

(which is to say, i watched it two decades ago)

See, that was their problem. Their last best hope for peace was a truck stop? That is not where you get peace. That is where you get the opposite of peace. They could have only done worse if it were a space waffle house.

… Fuck.

I used to like dollar tree.

Well. They’re dead to me now.

Of course, I’m lucky enough that I can afford to shop elsewhere; it’s the duty of all those who are capable to abstain for the sake of those who cannot.

Here’s how I think a GoG subscription might work out:

The money goes into a balance on your account. It just accumulates store credit.

You might raise the question of “why would they want to do that”, to which I say:
it’s guaranteed income for them and they make a profit by selling games ANYWAY.
The fact that they get this income consistently is good for their books.

You might also raise the question of “why would anyone want to participate in that”, to which I put to you this:
I want to give myself a “gaming allowance” of a little bit each month but saving is hard. If I am paying GoG a monthly subscription, though, and I accumulate a balance of credit, I can get games without it impacting my budget outside of what I’ve exactly allotted.

What else do I get? The warm fuzzy feeling of supporting GoG. Which I’d definitely do anyway. Honestly, letting me turn my subscription into store credit is a huge boon. I don’t NEED any perks beyond that.

Oh here’s something GoG could maybe do, actually:
an extremely UNOBTRUSIVE cloud storage drive that they say is for Save Syncing (and automates this if you’re running the galaxy app) but that they’ll let you store any arbitrary files in it as long as what’s in it fits within the space they’ve designated for me… and furthermore if this space got bigger the more store credit I have built up, that’d be the tits too.

OH OH OH I thought of two other perks!

• What if the cloud storage suggestion also automatically “stored” “copies” (in your “personal” cloud storage box) offline installers for games you’ve purchased so that you can still download them EVEN IF they get “delisted” for sale?

• What if your subscription gave you sliiiightly more than the cash value in store credit? Like only 10% bonus.
  If I am paying $5.00 per month, they put $5.50 store credit in my balance each month.

I’ve been saying this a lot lately because it seems like arc words for the zeitgeist we’re living through but good gods above and below it just keeps being relevant:

Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

When shit’s this stupid, it doesn’t matter whether they meant it or not…

Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

[Researchers]:
I AM LOOKING

👁️👄👁️

RESPECTFULLY

[Quantum Particles]:
“And i took that personally.”

Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

how the FUCK can these people vote for rightoids when they see what conserva-turd cancer has inflicted upon the united states

You say this as though the Democrats are trying to win.

They are not trying to win.

They’ve made an incredible cash cow grift out of losing elections.

They scare billions of dollars in political donations out of people, and where does that money go?

It’s gone.

“Consultancy” contracts. “Advertising”. Gold-plated toilet seats by any other name.

Of COURSE they have no interest in winning elections. Any candidate who would win on their ticket is a threat to the congame.

I freaking love my town’s municipal fiber! It’s GLORIOUSLY FAST and rock stable, haven’t had ONE outage in the past 3 years. Cheaper than the coaxial cable I used to have through spectrum (previously called themselves charter). Coaxial cable is a scam nowadays.

Maybe lean extra hard on the coastal elite big media propaganda. You can’t outsmart a moron, maybe out stupid them instead.

It’s an old used piece of shit sloppy seconds airframe with escalating obsolete maintenance costs. The fucking thing is MADE OF ATTACHED STRINGS

Wow so it’s not even a NEW plane but shitty high maintenance sloppy seconds.

The mandarin chief really does have a type…

Would it have been any less shitty if it had instead been written in assembly?

Oh boy another person to hate! :D FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU aaaaaand blocked. That was easy. Unlike Ben Affleck, I’ll never have to hear about YOU ever again.