Borg & Beck

I’ll make sure to do that next time then

Don’t worry, I spilled from the oil pan onto the floor, not the engine itself. I cleaned it.

Look at OP showing off with his 8 braincells

I read this all in Kwite’s voice

I can stop hiccups at will. Whenever I get a hiccup, I just stop.

I thought everyone could do this and always wondered why people complained about having to pop their ears

It stands for Mark

Roasted corn with mashed potatoes