So they decided that the best way to capture the attention of today’s youth is with clones of games made 30 or 40 years ago. Sure, you know what, good job White House, have a cookie. Everybody clap for how well they understand the children and teenagers of 2026.

How many different stimulants can you consume before all your blood sprays out through your pores?

What was he fighting them with, a medieval flail?

Motherfucker must be getting altitude sickness from how high his petard has hosted him.

The idea is that Trump’s corruption is SO obvious that the GOP is afraid they’ll get whipped in the midterms. Trump is certainly attacking the election system hard enough to show he agrees on that part at least, if not the idea of being less greedy.

Actually that’s an illusion caused by the picture being a still frame and not a video. In actuality his Eldritch master is displeased with the inferior quality of his oppression, and is taking the cop into the sky. His demise will be slow and agonizing, but hey, that’s what happens when you sign a pact in blood but then don’t make your quotas.

They’re technically correct. The British never stopped calling the American Revolution a rebellion; the difference is completely subjective. That said, fuck the Confederates, those bitches lost, so the leftovers need to suck it up and move on.

Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up

Also the Internet wasn’t crapped up with every moron imaginable that could pick up a phone. There was a minimum barrier to entry; you needed a computer and to have at least average intelligence to figure out how to use it.

He’s never gonna stop dying on his voter fraud hill. At this point he’s needs to be institutionalized. Like in a hospital, with medication.

Are you sure?

It’s green with envy.

Translation: there’s no way to force open source software to follow the law as it was written.

Here’s a better question: is having her hair constantly pulled so tightly causing premature hair loss?

Answer: Trump is in the Epstein Files over 2 million times.

What about an elbow to the throat?

Hungry and bored. Borgry? Hured?

Context required, you need to drink a lot of fucking alcohol to pickle a liver that badly.