He’s never gonna stop dying on his voter fraud hill. At this point he’s needs to be institutionalized. Like in a hospital, with medication.

Are you sure?

It’s green with envy.

Translation: there’s no way to force open source software to follow the law as it was written.

Here’s a better question: is having her hair constantly pulled so tightly causing premature hair loss?

Answer: Trump is in the Epstein Files over 2 million times.

What about an elbow to the throat?

Hungry and bored. Borgry? Hured?

Context required, you need to drink a lot of fucking alcohol to pickle a liver that badly.

Hey free food is free food. Just remember that limes aren’t good enough to cure or prevent scurvy.

Famously. So famously in fact that there are YouTubers who make videos hypothesizing whether x-group of soldiers could win or even survive against those persians, if the Persians never lost morale and broke. And I mean up to shit like 40K Space Marines.

I like it. As a decent American I both appreciate freedom of speech and have a sense of humor about myself and my country. I also have great shame for the state of my country.

They need to keep Daddy Orange happy to keep the administration friendly to their corporate excesses.

Also ICE.

In his case I’m more worried about making a martyr out of the jackass.

Every time somebody tries the elite and media decry political violence. I hate to break it to them that the Revolutionary War was political violence.

Well this shit ain’t gonna cook itself.

I dunno, what does Mark Twain have to do with time travel? The universe is a weird fuckin place, it’s easier to just roll with it.

I’m not going to lie, if tea put me in a dreamless sleep for 12-24 hours, I would actually drink it no matter how vile it tastes.

A better world tomorrow is not going to increase my stock portfolio today.

-rich people