If ‘R’ is pronounced ‘arr’ then is ‘Я’ pronounced "rra’?

So are you one of those people who think the blue M&Ms taste better? It’s okay, you can tell us.

I feel ya brother.

All the humiliation of pony boots, none of the kinkiness.

Rand Paul’s witch hunt continues to waste everyone’s time.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Megatron.

Who still buys books without investigating them online first?

That MAGA bit8 had clearly never been to Chicago. Three CPD is the biggest crime syndicate here.

Oh no, whatever will they do without that specific drop of water?

He needed something to occupy the “worst nightmare” part of his brain that wasn’t the Borg.

I couldn’t figure out how to make a BBC joke without sounding racist so I’ll just say fuck Trump.

I see; Axion uses flock cameras.

That’s almost enough to pay 1 week’s rent in a shitty loft in LA.

The French word for bird is oiseau, which contains every vowel and none of them are pronounced correctly.

NGL, I could visit a place called Banana.

The hero Winona needs.

Pressure Changes is his secret supervillain name.

I’d forgot that Boy George even existed.

Buy a cheap phone to carry around and just never activate it.

It’s also the slogan for a car repair chain. It’s false advertising though, as they do not turn your car’s muffler to gold.