“We never thought he could just snap like that. He was always such a nice guy. And on Valentine’s Day of all things! It’s just so tragic.”

-Couple’s neighbor, February 2032.

The white racists in America sure don’t. It they don’t care.

A gathering of bell ends, as the Brits would say.

They don’t do that in Europe? We had this all the time when I was growing up. WAY cheaper than buying a big-ass bottle of OJ. Less waste too.

But OP, what kinds of beans are there?

I sure do love me some aquarium gravel!

But what if, now hear me out, we make fun of him in whatever way will make him miserable.

That certainly explains his antagonism towards science and education.

No it makes her the heroic knight.

I’m a believer in the value of lead therapy for fascists.

Yeah but they won’t be going to the West Side of they’re looking for immigrants.

For my own personal safety I don’t own guns, but even if I did guess who gets in trouble for doing the right thing.

When I got it for $1 a month for the first two months I wasn’t sure I’d keep it, then they bribed Trump and cancelled Colbert, so fuck em. If they’re gonna be corrupt and cowardly they should lose money, fuck em.

I think it’s time to stop being so nice about it. People like him encourage cruelty and violence. I think it’s time to stop treating them with empathy until they learn his to be civil human beings again.

Sucks to suck, coffin stuffer.

Given his attitudes towards guns and empathy, I see no need to be nice -or even civil - about his death. He preached scorn and cruelty, so we should honor that by returning it (legally) with interest.

Well at least it wasn’t a waste.

Never too soon. Enjoy the consequences of your actions in Hell, bub.

Nothing says exposure like being locked in a cage and left outside to die, I guess.

Of course, I forgot answer C. All of the above.