Is that better or worse than when my depression refuses to enjoy anything whatsoever?

Buttered toast with peanut butter. If you can get some homemade apple butter to make it a sandwich, now that’s the best thing ever.

Okay so hear me out: LSD mace.

I can’t wait until it comes out that the contractors did a shit job, the gold is so spray paint, the contractors never got paid, Trump embezzled every possible cent, and the things is a decaying mess before the decade is out.

He appeared in Robot Chicken and admitted that he was never all that clear on his motivations.

Insects have hair that serves several purposes, and birds can have feathers that resemble hair. Also there are mammals that lay eggs so there’s that too.

They’re U-social parasitoids; one reproducing female, one fertile male, and a large number of sterile male workers. They infest human areas and manipulate them into protecting their nests. Gargamel tried to inhibit their spread by introducing a sterile female to this colony after an unknown event caused their breeding female to disappear. Likely the colony would have raided another colony for its female if they had located one, making Gargamel’s intervention necessary to prevent them looking for a fertile replacement queen.

I looked it up and she was added in 1966 - Smurfette is a boomer. Incidentally I learned that they retconned in female smurfs starting in 2008. Also, here’s my disgustingly necessary condemnation of rule 34.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

This means that Gargamel was heroically working to contain the infestation and researching a cure.

Maybe she’s just terminally clueless?

Yeah I get that, I usually have to reread it a time or two to make sure I understand exactly what’s being said. I don’t want my middle aged brain to get confused, I’m dumb enough as it is.

Meanwhile in the White House… LOL

The past: allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

Now: same day delivery? Can I pay extra for yesterday delivery?

Stephen Miller is probably the evilest person in politics right now. The Orange Jackass is a malignant narcissist and Noem is a psychopath, but Miller is an unfathomably cruel, soulless husk in a human suit. He’s the most evil freak in the 9th Circle of Hell that makes even Lucifer uncomfortable.

Good old Roadkill F Kennedy. What else did the worms show you bud?

ICE speedruns abuse of power any%

Don’t do it, America sucks right now.

Pronounce PF as “piff.” Example Pfizer as “Piffizer.”

That’s because they’re not willing to piss off Trump. He’s unstable, belligerent, and hostile - all while commanding the world’s largest military and that stupid tariff hammer. It’s easier for them to look the other way the same as with the Gaza genocide. They might retroactively call it out when it no longer threatens backlash for them to do it.