You know what, sure, why the hell not. I’ll see you on the Darwin Awards lol

Okay but what the hell is in that Metcalf dude’s nose?

Funny how he never seems to know about bad things that have recently happened, but only when they make the Republicans look bad.

I don’t care which one they lock in, as long as they just fucking pick one and stick to it. It’s the changing that’s the problem - we all have electric lights ffs.

No no, don’t get it mixed up. ICE specializes in brutalizing and murdering minorities, immigrants, and foreigners. Federal Agents are generalists that will brutalize and murder anyone.

Federal Government: You think you can kill yourself? Oh fuck no, that’s our goddamn job.

Okay if you think licking lead and uranium is maybe not a good idea then I think you need to reevaluate your decision making skills.

That one looks like it’s peppered. I didn’t know cats liked black pepper.

Ask this time people thought it said “sins” and now according to the Dead Sea Scrolls Twitter account it actually said “simps!”

The past existed, but now it doesn’t.

The benefit of renting is that when shit breaks, maintenance fixes it so that you don’t have to muddle your way through trying to replace the oven or some shit. Also you don’t have to do yard work. A good landlord is one who understand that his job is to provide housing and maintain the property, and not sit on his ass collecting passive income/hoarding wealth.

You can also up stakes and leave if something goes horribly wrong, and not repeatedly rebuild your house because of natural disasters or be stuck living next to the worst neighbor in history because you still owe $200k on the dirt you’re anchored to.

It’s nice to see Elon following in his father’s footsteps of hurting black people in an effort to get even more needlessly rich. Honestly though, somebody should take Elon back to South Africa and hurl him down a mineshaft.

Well as long as the executives get bonuses and the 7-layer middle management cake remains intact. That’s the talent and skill that really matter at a video game company, right?

Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll have to pay a big fine of 0.000,000,00,000,001% of his net worth. Oh, and pinky promise not to do it again.

It’s not glue lol.

I was there dude, in my twenties, and it was dumb then too lol. At least hang a sword from one of those damn things, at least then you’d be vaguely interesting.

I mean my mother made preserves and canned things, and was good at baking, and that was in the '80s. But there were also grocery stores with cookies. Because it was the 1980s lol

So they’re restarting the trend of propping dead people in front of cameras for photos before burying them?

37 shattered bones, ruptured spleen, perforated anus… Wait a second, what kind of anime was this one from?

A moth got into our apartment and flew into my fiance’s eye the other day. These fucking things are dumb as dirt lol