There it is. The reality that these hyper-greedy corporate vampires can never seem to comprehend.

And how much do tickets cost?

It’s always been lies and bullshit.

Is there a drug that gives you visions of the future?

If there were such a thing as God I would pray for this rain so hard.

“Management” and “moral compass” are strangers that have never met

Wait. She was 44 and he was 16. How TF was that “a couple of months away from not being a crime”?

I’m pretty sure he does that with every woman he traps in a conversation.

Oh boy, I love powdered sugar!

Not to corporate.

Take it back where, the Stone Age?

Again that means they don’t want anyone to report or fix security plot flaws.

I wouldn’t want to engage in anything freaky with anyone wearing fake nails. Is probably get one broken off under my skin and get an infection or something.

It does give them justification, which honestly might actually be worst. Because if they can justify their decisions to be horrible people, even if only to themselves, there’s nothing they won’t do. Getting around cognitive dissonance is the real trick, and religion is a really effective excuse in that regard. People have been using it for thousands of years for that exact purpose.

You’re not wrong. But it still sucks to live through.

Damn. That’s the face of a man that aliens would take a look at and go nope not abducting this one.

Quark: Ferangi invented capitalism

Pre-warp Earth: get on my level scrubs

Nice. I would have suggested gasoline, but that’s way too expensive to waste right now.

I hope that Charizard was worth it.

Oh boy, not enough gas to get to work. How exciting.