Abortion is now illegal, unless I am not the father of the child, then it is mandatory.
Thank you, fellow crewmates, I’m off. And when I return, I shall be a cabin man.
Abortion is now illegal, unless I am not the father of the child, then it is mandatory.
Reddit is the new Digg and Lemmy is the new reddit, which means we will one day be the new Digg 😨
You muh-muh-muh-muh-muh make me happy.
“Crypto for Christ” was right there and they blew right past it.
I saw that Body’s exhibit when it came to the local science museum. That’s really cool how the bodies were preserved and the man-hours that go into just one body are wild!
The real path to immortality is to convert your body into plastic, so you can slowly disintegrate and be dispersed into the great Circle of Microplastics
Jeez, I wonder who could have done this? It’s such a mystery!
“He has his father’s eyes.”
“It’s not going to work out, I only date guys that can type over 100 wpm.”
Men want one two things, and it’s fucking refreshing.
This post is a fever dream and I’m all for it!
This is indeed me irl. I even have that whimsical smirk
Arent cheetahs naturally docile and friendly towards humans? Maybe you would just want pets after your cheetah-plasty
A personal electric vehicle, for sure!
Fuck you