This is my wife
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
This is my wife
I watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite
The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities.
Now though, they’re just like, “Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don’t worry about it, it’s just for sharks, You’re fine…”
Wait, really? I’d never heard that one before.
Yeah, I would probably piss my wetsuit lol
Must be nice…
They didn’t gut the public educational system on accident, things are functioning as designed.
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American here: Making fun of shit is a national past time, it was always OK.
Apply flame retardant to hair, very health!
When I used them, I screwed both in usually.
A government not popular, especially a totalitarian one? No way, really? I am shocked!
Well, not shocked, but…
What’s the opposite of shocked?
They’re eating the babies.
They’re eating the toddlers.
Riker on a…
No, I don’t get it.
Oh, Wil on a sil,
Arr, yarr, haharrr!
It wasn’t done by the Laziest Men on Mars? I have a recording of the song (along with some others like Shover Robot/Pusher Robot and that Droppo one) and it includes the VO at the beginning.
The footage (and words) are based on a bad translation of Zero Wing though, that part is definitely correct.
It most certainly does! I believe it’s from the late 90s, possibly a tiny bit later.
Mbin isn’t