I thought he fell out of the first death star and blew up the second after he mind controlled Chewbacca into holding a door closed?

Quality shitpost, would comment again.

Black beans and rice is a good combo, complimentary proteins too!

Huh, I’m eating less meat than I ever have. Shit’s expensive plus stuff like garbanzo beans are surprisingly tasty and protein packed. Plus, it’s way healthier for you.

It’s almost like you shouldn’t put unvetted code into production or something… Nah, that’s crazy!

Maybe keep your head on a swivel so the cannibal babies (sponsored by Google) don’t eat you? Stay alert, stay safe.

Thank you for your cervids.

Buy with a credit or debit card that has purchase proetection: If it’s a scam, issue a chargeback.

I was informed by Futurama that technically correct was the best kind of correct.

Yes, but lemony.

Paltrow is full of shit broadly speaking of course, but she may be accidentally onto something here: A more ph neutral drink would be a little better for your teeth compared to one that’s more acidic or basic, wouldn’t it?

Switch to Heliboard, it’s one of the few remaining keyboards that haven’t been turned into pure garbage.

Uh, wtf?

!micromobility@lemmy.world will flip out about the new exo-bike!

Jokes aside, the limit would be how much force you could apply before something fails, but they could also make specialized reinforced bikes for the frame to hook into if this ever caught on.

Borderlands 4 and the Switch 2: Two things I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire.

Makes the water go faster, duh.

!micromobility@lemmy.world

“It don’t mean butt if it don’t got that jut.”

-Captain Murphy

I haven’t seen any of that shit on the fediverse except maybe conspiracy theories (which are way more prevalent on other websites), wtf are they talking about?

Wtf did they eat?