But wouldn’t that mean the bottom checkbox should be cleared and the 2nd one should be checked?

Still doesn’t make sense.

My mortality! Hit 45 this year and it kinda feels like it’s all downhill from here.

Health is ok but that seems tenuous as I’m pretty out of shape so I feel like I’m not “set up” yet to be a healthy older person. When something does go wrong I’m not sure if I should worry about getting it treated or just live with it.

It seems futile to learn new skills and such since I’m not sure about the payoff (ROI).

Family/kids/job/money are all pretty great so I don’t have anything to complain about, but I’m still kind of feeling like I’m about to crest the hill of life and want to ensure I’m making the best of it and prepared for my eventual demise.

I don’t want to die! I really like being alive and kind of wish I had immortality (with a safety kill switch of course so I don’t have to endure the heat-death of the universe or get stuck inside a star somewhere lol)

Having no actual presence on social media

I’ve got some bad news for you…

Interesting. How do they pronounce father and bother? They are the same for me (a westerner).

“Scheduling”

I’m always a little surprised that people go to such effort to create a meme, but can’t be bothered to check their spelling.

Yeah I was surprised how long they took to get through (start to melt) the blast doors in the first prequel.

Maybe wolverine should get an upgrade to vibranium?

Taco Bell sells a guacamole bowl??

I’ll give you one guess

misoprostol, the other drug commonly known to induce pregnancy.

Labor. It induces labor, not pregnancy lol. 🤦‍♂️

I’m sorry to say, we’ve moved on from self-destructive memes. OVER THE TOP ENCOURAGEMENT AND SUPPORT IS ALL THE RAGE NOW, YOU GOT THIS!

I have heard so much about Ayn Rand that I decided to see what all the buzz was about and listened to Atlas Shrugged during my commute. That shit was the most insufferable, unrealistic, out-of-touch BS I’ve ever “read.” She really thought a lot of herself. It was a horrible exercise in self-flagellation.

Yeah the big person in the window could be a woman or a man and this comic still works.

The digital zeitgeist is a fuckin dystopia.

What??? Are you really equating any mention of the word “white” with race? And further, calling people racist for being confused at the absolutely pointless change to a commonly used term that has been used for decades?

Holy shit we deserve the impending apocalypse/civil war/breakdown of society. We’ve earned it.

If he didn’t want to be curb stomped he shouldn’t have allied with a megalomaniac princess kidnapper.

Does it really say “allowlisted” instead of “whitelisted?” WTF?

You’re putting all homeless into a box.

With the exception of your first sentence (me putting homeless people in a box, which I’m not sure if you’re making a pun or not), all of other the things you said are correct and I agree with. The things you said and the things I said are not mutually exclusive.

In other words, not all homeless are the same, not all are drug addicts, and society should do better at preventing homelessness, and you might still have a late-night library filled with urine-soaked drug addicts.

That’s not how nuclear bombs work lol