Gross. Those hotdogs need to be grilled first.

Are you high?

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Same energy.

Having lived at both ends of the spectrum, I would gladly go back to being broke and free. The family, not so much.

WAT

Dun & Bradstreet

This is the way.

Oh there would be plenty of strokes, I’ll grant you that.

Does anyone else smell strawberries? 💨

Lunch. Even though I work from home, I have a standing rule to never eat in my office. Never. I always go to the kitchen or dining room, and take my time.

Good luck to you my friend.

I lived in Texas for 30 years. For the last 10-15, I heard a gun in my area - in the city, nowhere near a gun range - at least once a week, if not more.

I finally left the state of insanity and we’re much happier for it.

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It sounds like there is some other sort of resentment at play here. Is there some other underlying attribute the coworkers who annoy you share? Example: Are they friends outside of work and you are not? Is it a racial or ethnic difference? Look for the reasons why they specifically “set you off” and address those biases. Try to better understand them as people first.

You say they are lazy - is it your job to police them at work? If not, then do your work and get promoted. Then you can actually do something about it. Until then, back off unless they prevent you from doing your job. Maybe when they see you are doing better than they are, maybe they’ll follow your lead.

If you want to be a leader, lead. Be the change you want to see. Take pride in yourself and your work, inspire others.

Anyway, ask yourself those questions and be honest. If you are troubled by the answers, start there.

Hope this helps

We all know that’s total bullshit because Mel Gibson has no friends.

Nelson Mandela died because of the Smiths

My cats are in a constant state of amazement: “Wow! Wow!”

They need to understand it’s a service, not a business. Sure, a fire department doesn’t make money but, neither does a city that burns to the ground.

As a society, we have simply got to get past the notion that everything that exists needs to be monetized to be deemed worthy of existence.

Assistant manager at a Burger King. One day, he WILL make manager. You’ll see.