Your mother is kind of hot, so…

Time for a government bailout!

There are no repercussions when you’re a Republican

Have I been a vampire this whole time?

Should have played Winnie the Pooh’s theme

They’d remake it with Kevin Hart and make him the good guy, completely missing the point

All these responses and no obvious mention of the Pentagon, which was a target on 9/11. The hexagon is like, as others stated, a reference to the game board most people play on for D&D and other games

It’s all call center spam. People speaking Chinese or Hindi in the background

It’s probably a translation error from Portuguese to English

There are no consequences for Trump, ever

I hate Melania, but I hope she files for divorce right before the election.

When does Palestine get a holiday?

Inconceivable!

Not to mention their donors

Jon? Is that you?

It’s organized crime talk. E.g. “Take care of it” can mean so many things. You talk in generalized words and let your underlings sort it out.

They’re afraid of his base.

Thank god someone else remembered that movie

What laws are being broken?

It’s still a horrible precedent. Don’t feed the trolls.