Thanks I’m fairly certain that I’m a human.

It’s literally the second paragraph of the article. You’d think a literate person with time to write inane comments would be able to read the article. And yet.

Not as long as plays ball with Trump.

This kinda reads like you want to bang an elderly cat.

I bet that’s delicious. I definitely thought it was moldy af before reading the title.

I know this is a reference to something. I cannot, for the life of me, remember what.

Sync was always better

Probably because the song is bad.

It’s not 2007 anymore.

Call the bluff.I don’t think this guy is smart enough to unplug the machine first.

It’s a popsci article, so.its probably bullshit.

Cringe is freedom.

Radio stations have always played bad music.

The levels of r*pe remain unchanged.

Oklahoma has had high point beer and wine in convenience stores for a while now.

A devout bundle of hay.

Yes because paleoartists have never encountered a wing structure

I’d just go back to living without it.

As an Okie, I fully support walling off Texas.

I don’t think any large group of people are 10ft.