Imagine an American Cincinnatus.
James K. Polk? Other than that…
I don’t want to think about what might be worse. We’re talking about my teenage daughter here. If it was just gross stuff coming off of me and my wife’s body…
Oh probably, but it’s the pubes I think about.
I don’t like thinking about the fact that I’m having to clean up my kid’s pubes.
It’s not hard. Just petition to rejoin the EU. Brexit was based on lies.
Not long enough. Should be exponentially more just in case we discover a way to massively increase the human lifespan.
I mean if you think about it- there’s also pubes there.
Jesus. Obvs.
It’s an ever-occurring rapture. People stop being alive all the time.
I’m waiting for Trump to complain about how Republicans don’t support Trump and how if you’re a Trump voter, you’re no Republican.
Yeah, I generally am not a fan, but they did good this time.
I know I’m in a tiny minority, but I wish I had gone bald. I hate getting haircuts and I just shave it all off when it gets unmanageable.
As a father of a girl who inherited my both curly and wavy hair that refuses to ever get a haircut, a hair trap in the shower is a godsend.
And cleaning it out is gross.
Well that was a pretty stupid thing to urge considering it’s been so successful.
I’m going to need to see a whitepaper on this.
Ouch.
So you’re saying my human skull farm is helping to destroy the planet?!
I’ve been typing pretty much every day since I was 6 and got my brother’s old Apple ][+. I’m 47 now and still no carpal tunnel.
150 wpm? Damn, I am in awe!
Thanks. I will definitely do that, but my hair is crazy. I have to shave like once every 3 months.