Naw. Mathmaticians are frequently dyslexic.

It’s grammarians doing it backward!

it’s funny, because I always imagined them giggling about typing 8008135 into calculators.

Next headline: “IRS Agents receive scrutiny for buying an excess of facial tissues.”

if I want to torture myself and, hum, make a custom multicolor filament, yeah.

I prefer to respect myself, so I have a sign saying “Don’t” on the box of junk with the splicer and similarly bad ideas.

I vote for him, we dump him on one of the floaties in the pacific garbage patch with musk.

because ramming innocent people in giant SUV’s isn’t satisfying enough.

Yes. Its okay. They can just turn them into instant hostages by separating the saucer section.

That’ll be fine. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

There’s very few people I would suggest deserve to have that horror inflicted on them. Trump. hegseth. Theil. Putin, etc. Personally, we should drop them off in the Sargassum seaweed patch. Existential horror mixed with the possibility of contracting flesh eating bacteria.

I don’t get why the admiral made such a weird face over it. Surely Admirals had to do PR stuff too; and ‘Captains Day’ was probably a common thing on any ship with children on board (and probably had to interact with families even when they weren’t allowed on board.)

Seriously, that admiral was probably one of the losers that ordered using children as a shield in the first place. I mean, er, allowing families, to uh, be together. on a totally-not-actually-a-warship-that-totally-doesn’t-nearly-get-destroyed-every-other-mission ship of exploration.

So. Even if they were lawful combatants and we were at war (neither of which is true,) It is a war crime to issue an order of no quarter. (that is to say, ordering that no prisoners be taken, and that all enemies must be killed.)

it’s nazis shit through and through. They’re not lawful combatants, and we’re not at war. Even if they were smuggling, that doesn’t allow them to be blown out of the water with impunity. And they’ve not been demonstrated to be smuggling, never mind, smuggling into the US.

So goodbye Yellowstone.

Which new show am I hating on?

(Also I liked enterprise. Just skip the last episode with Ryker apparently being Chef.)(discovery. Not so much.)

FTA:

A psychology student at the University of Oklahoma says the failing grade she received on an essay where she cited the Bible was a violation of her right to free speech. Her instructors said she failed to use empirical evidence and called parts of her essay offensive.

In her essay, which was in response to an article about how people are perceived based on societal expectations of gender, junior Samantha Fulnecky wrote that traditional gender roles should not be considered stereotypes, according to an earlier Oklahoman report. She cited the Bible to support her stance that eliminating gender in society would be “detrimental” because that would put people “farther from God’s original plan for humans.”

It’s psychology, not religious studies. She got a failing grade because she said thing and used a shitty source to back it up. Psychology is not religious studies.

“you’re ignoring what this member of congress said!”

the congresswoman said “You don’t have to obey illegal orders.”

leavet goes onto say “She’s telling people to defy legal orders”.

I don’t believe aliens have ever come to earth, but reptilians in fleshsuits would explain a lot of what’s going on just now.

This is your reminder that the reason the government is shutdown is because they want it shut down.

They could reopen it tonight, if they wanted to, and do all this shit they’re wanting to do, too.

They’re not doing that because they want it closed.

Exactly. I bet this time next week cluck cluck chuck will cave.

Used properly, repairing pretty much anything with a sledgehammer will ensure it’ll never break again.

I’m more worried about how crunchy that pizza looks.

I don’t think pizza is supposed to look like that. I could be wrong, though.

Its in the name!

Do chicken have horns?