Yeah the Meijer by us is sensitive like this and when it starts inevitably flashing with approval needed an employee comes over, scans their badge and an overhead security camera clip of me scanning the last item displays on screen.

Which is so awkward to have to stand there with this employee who I’m sure is just as sick of the process as I am.

I don’t shoplift and I enter all produce honestly, it makes me want to start scanning my avacado as bananas.

Whoops, sorry, that was my Lincoln Park discography

Whoooooa, TIL Michael Shannon was in Groundhog Day! He only came on my radar after watching the movie Take Shelter, then he really stuck with me.

Using a time machine stolen from HG Wells

Tot poles in the US

More like “what broke?”

I was banned from /r/funny for commenting on a spam post, place is so dumb

Non-Euclidean anatomy

What are you going to do, stab me?

-Student stabbed to death

https://youtu.be/46MALEk-7cE?si=7kvgx_ZZ3z4xbM3V

I worked at a movie theater when this came out, probably watched ten times or so, such a funny movie.

SECRET TAPE UNLOCKED

… But at what cost

Best read in Ron Howard’s voice

I’ve also never seen an original of the format this is from, glad I wasn’t the only one confused

Yeah I’ve got to try it now

What’s in the Fallon flavor?