Oh, wait

Hannah Monta!

Did you mean mercury? Mars is like -60°c

Hannah Montana!

Why did i read that whole card in Elvis’ voice

If he had a nickel for every time he’s seen that reaction, he would be hospitalized

That’s her? Lmao I had no idea

The UK sports experience

It’s still the platform if you are in the counter strike scene. It’s where all the pros and business insiders are. If you want updates, scoops, if you’re looking for a team or want to learn about tournaments in your area, you have to be on Twitter. It sucks. For me, personally, this just means I don’t follow the Counter-Strike scene anymore :/

And if it reads 70s music records, it could be a disc disk disco drive!

And it’s Danish, too! That might not mean a lot to you, but we’re a small country, so it feels really cool when we get recognized globally.

I mean, nowadays we’ve made a nice mark on the movie industry, with Mads Mikkelsen, Jamie Lannister, Winding-Refn, and movies about drinking winning Oscars, but that was different 24 years ago.

I can hear the laugh

The absence of a cat implies nothing is there. So the opposite of a cat is nothing (specifically nothing where a cat should have been).

So, another acceptable answer would be “what is up? Nothing.”

That is literally how the school system works in Denmark, too. I’m not sure why he’s taking for granted that anyone would have taken college level chemistry classes. We can pretty much pick and choose what classes we want to take starting around age 16, and once you get to a college level, your classes are just related to whatever degree you’re getting.

She didn’t think he wanted a picture with her. She wanted a picture to remember him. And possibly as a way to get his phone number. She was crushing a little bit on the cool sound guy.

This speaks to my soul, the fuck?

I have a real simple solution that involves not windows

I rent a place where I don’t have direct access to the main switch, so what I do is I just stop paying utilities until Vim closes :)

I haven’t been paying attention to Hyundai, what did they do?

Woo let the dogs out

I really like this. I see a lot of negative comments here, so I’m just putting it out there for the balance.

The pacing felt very comfortable to me, it was paced in a way that made me feel relaxed-entertained rather than the hyperactive-entertained that so many formats are going for today