“wait I have razor blades in my pockets. They were on clearance…”

oh I’ve only grown vine beans. The ones I have that were originally smuggled when all the invasive species were brought in grow easily 10+ feet high and any I can’t reach are left to dry on the vine at the end of the season and the poles are toppled to grab them

what the hell is a bean field? also beans are great with corn they climb the stalks, also have squash, then boom you have the so called three sisters.

oh well yeah if I was a pigeon I’d have no choice. judging by the size of the nug, she tries to hold it in pretty long before giving it up. sometimes I open the door and she rushes in out of nowhere, stands above the toilet and looks down before backing in and dropping bombs like hiroshima

I can open the door and I leave it open for the pigeon who free roams the house, but grandma keeps closing it then complaining about shit in front of the door…

this made me snort my coffee

You can train a pigeon to shit in the toilet, and they will panic when its inaccessible before giving up and pooping as close as possible

was there ever a real awooga anything like the cartoon sound effects? The presumably china made ones you can find these days just dont sound right.

this is true. I pick up filters from shut down businesses and warehouses sometimes when people dont know what they cost and post them to fbm or craigslist and if they are higher than 13 I also put a filter for the bottom panel since I usually hang them blowing down with cords taped at the corners. even then they start to suck inward.

make sure you get merv 13 or higher for smoke. the filters get gross fast even with 8 but you can tell the difference when you breathe.

I have 2 to 4 of these going at all times and the 8s are full time and 13+ are periodic unless fire season.

Lacey’s macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

some cities don’t even accept it

when I was in early years of school there were twins with no pigment that were pale as chalk and had hair like fiber optic strands. sunscreen needed indoors to not turn red. never seen either since but I found out its possible to be literally white.

looks like flux is part of the name which iirc is a real release group, and its a partial rar. no idea what the content is though

gotta shoot them. there’s no other way. they have tried all the peaceful options already multiple times each.

wouldn’t be surprised with his subconscious movie and tv fixation

big brain move

I was already bitter about patrasche being translated/localized(?) as patlash in re:zero but things are getting even shittier I guess. For those not in the know Dog of Flanders is a story nearly every japanese person will know at least to some degree, and has been referenced infinitely in anime and manga.

And similarly so many weird fucking names you could search the katakana online and find 30 different game wikis that reveal it was just akward katakana for a common non-japanese name, but no it has to to be different in this anime or that manga and we are going to make up some aneurysm romanization for it.

or incorrect subject assumtion because japanese is vague on that and if it’s ai translated it actually makes sense with the lack of context awareness, and the list could go on for days

I saw a del monte mango sorbet, noticed it was also badged with nestle, decided never to buy any del monte products again either.

I know someone who is almost 7 feet tall that has complained about wanting to make this very trade