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Cake day: September 21st, 2024

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  • this is when you offer the services of your own dick by saying, “I know, it’s gross but I’d be willing to help my gals out with some dick!”

    then everyone falls into the bed together and the camera pans down to their feet while the bed starts squeaking.

    the scene cuts to black and fades into the next day where your corpse is laying lifelessly on the bed because you broke the first rule about sleepovers. you never bring dick to a sleepover.















  • I remember that happening. If memory serves, a father lost his whole family because he went out to grab something from the store for a birthday. when he came back everyone was crushed.

    an investigation took place on all the buildings that the property management company owned and it was found half of their properties were in disrepair. one even had a rooftop pool that was leaking down in the parking garage basement. the cracks so big your finger could fit.