I gotchu fam

I don’t give a honk!

Toss them in a large bowl and sprinkle a bit of baking soda on them and then some apple cider vinegar (or whatever you have, white distilled is fine too), shake them around a bit to get them all foamy then rinse thoroughly. Started doing this (to the plastic container too, just put the whole thing in the bowl) and they’ll keep in the original container for a couple weeks in the fridge before the moldyness happens.

Pfft hahahaha

I’ll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.

It’s actually a false door and a pressure trigger for the mine, the doorbell is just a decoy.

Chris O’Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?

I’m not, which is why I don’t make information I don’t want to be publicly scrutinized visible on pages any rando can access by simply clicking a link plastered under/on my name, you ignoramus.

People trying to label the act of viewing information willfully placed on a public profile as “stalking” just highlights their own technological illiteracy.

Don’t want random passersby seeing inside your internet equivalent of a street facing window? Close the curtains.

I prefer my carrots without unsightly blemishes, thanks.

Poor diet, usually.

Cape Cod cranberry soda

Even with good internet if you’re watching on the wrong device (desktop/media center PC) your stream will get bitrate locked to a 720p equivalent or whatever because of DRM bullshit.

What a handsome little fella <3

I have pet rabbits and they absolutely were judging me while I was on shrooms

But rabbits are always judgemental little bastards so they can suck itttt.

I flowed under ur mom last nite!

Joke’s on them, I can’t read!

Looks like it’s twerking to me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m about to loose my fury upon ye for your grammatical transgressions!