Yes. Alternatively, you can just… power it off.

CalyxOS and GrapheneOS have this as a feature.

Very well. I’ll leave it in the yard, then.

Three tabs is such a mood

I want you to guess how fucking angry I am.

Get an American to do something? My fat arse. Good luck with that, y’all–I tried it.

Indeed, a prophecy fulfilled–Maelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether you’re a failed one or not.

My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.

Wretches.

Nah, that sounds scary.

Yeah

Gonna put on MSNBC 24/7 instead. Ah, someone already did that for me!

Real…

I’m smoking weed, and drinking… weed.

I’ve actually gone with Cync. No hub. Setup requires Bluetooth, but isn’t required for use. Works remotely. VPN isn’t causing issues. I exclusively use my phone for control. Works perfectly fine.

Alternatively, alarmier alarm clock.

It’s actually very clampicated

Is that a motherfucking Michael

That’s horrible. I want you on my design team.

flying gorila

At the very least, the keyboard functions for power.

There is plenty of room on the front for a power button. Should have removed the headphone jack.

Lol, lmao.

It’s kinda cute

I mean, why not