Thankfully it’s called the Gulf of Mexico, Making it easy to quickly locate on a map.

I was wondering how they were going to start their run on the judiciary

Now we know

Milkshakes are just a byproduct of the bovine space training program

It was a bot that automatically banned you

Well, the bronzer definitely gets everywhere

Instead of paying compliments at the table to Trump, Trump’s cabinet must take turns gargling Trump’s balls

On camera

If you’re

The news in general seems to be awfully anti-Ukraine lately

Gotta save weight for those special passengers

Because that group likely thinks both options are terrible and think it’s a pointless waste of time

Ultimately proven correct

It’s a fine line between being a hardass and just being an asshole

The balancing act takes too much competence and effort for this administration. So they decided to just be assholes and then play it off like they’re being hardasses

Is there a “went to Disney recently and didn’t like it” category?

This reads like Stephen Miller’s writing

Pretty simple.

He rejects it. Convinces his base that Ukraine doesn’t have the money

That would normally be enough, but this is Trump.

After conning his base into believing Ukraine doesn’t have the money Trump will also say that Zelenskyy tried to scam the US

Pope, why don’t you wear a suit?

Collecting the cassowary eggs more often results in death

Are they trying to say that the symbols are code for ms 13?

It’s possible, but Trump would have to fuck up really bad over and over and over again right before election day and have dementia so bad he couldn’t even say his name anymore and the race between a woman and Trump’s 3rd term would still be close

I’d like to think it’s close because the republicans purged the rolls of most democrats, but it’s probably just the misogyny

Yeah, Trump can’t even bother to move from his desk as his handlers just wheel in the photo ops one after another