Buy a cheese slicer and thank me later. Another pro tip buy cheese from Amish people if you can, I love like 30 minutes away from an Amish store & their cheese is on another level.

Oof, I just got shit on by a guy who knows Ohio really well

Might I suggest a healthy and balanced breakfast? I personally like my eggs with a side of torture & bacon and my coffee with a little bit of cover-up & sugar - police guy probably

Did I do it right?