I had to tell my GM I didn’t like their campaign, even though they put a lot of work into it :(
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I had to tell my GM I didn’t like their campaign, even though they put a lot of work into it :(
A nice breakfast bowl w/ sausage, egg, cheese, and shredded fried potatoes all mixed together. Throw in a glass of OJ and a mug of coffee and I am set.
It’s actually been a while since I made it, since the extra effort of getting the potatoes right loses out to the morning ennui, so I end up substituting the eggs and potatoes for just grits.
Waluigi and Samus.
What this says about me is that I’m a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that’s actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.
now im thirsty for some good tea
Business Flambouyant
Take your business casual fit. Make the khakis skin tight and stretch them up around your waist, maybe add in a horrible sash akin to a novelty tie. Widen the sleeves of the shirt, make em a bit poofier without going full swashbuckler. Widen the collar. Make the toes of the loafers a bit pointier, and give the heels a good inch of platform. When outdoors, a diagonal hat is optional.
starting from the “d”, look up and to the right
mmm no, i dont think so. Crushed red pepper and jalapenos tho? Hell yea
time to kick that fish back into the water where it belonged. Stay in your lane, ancient precursor animals.
~d i c k h e a d~
name one baby oil that got a bone in it
Aw dude, four strength four stam leather belt?
AUGHHH
Level 18??
AUGH UGHHH
Packaged meals, wildflowers, an aloof cat, alcohol, a street performer, maybe a neat rock.
Low stakes hangout quests with endearing side characters you thought would only get like a line or two in during the main mission at best.
ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn
yes
source: trust me bro
It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny
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Bisexual lighting is peak
Ingredients. Who the fuck cares if your bread has a pretty pattern on the packaging or not, you’re gonna turn it into shit. Minmax your groceries.
nothing will fundamentally change