I must say, the legs on that last bird are amazingly accurate, perhaps the best depiction of any bird I’ve seen!

That box is suspiciously similar to the laptop I leave at my parents for when I visit. The mouse and keyboard even look identical!

My wife had a labmate in grad school submit a paper on a comedy robot, and a reviewer noted “the authors mention humor several times but never define the concept.”

My goodness, I love how for the M N and Us they just barely connect to neighbors to unambiguously form the correct letter. Diabolical.

Wtf

Chicago is the next city ICE is set up to ramp up operations in. Chosen probably because it is a liberal city with a diverse population.

I’m pretty sure the top lady is Sydney Sweeney and her american eagle ad and the bottom is Dylan Mulvaney and her bud lite sponsored video.

KFC is also a spinoff of PepsiCo and still serves Pepsi and not Coke.

WaWa gave me a free sample of a slice of pickle ranch pizza. I came back hours later and bought a whole box and they were like, “we got you, huh?”

Hey I wasn’t unable to finish my thesis, I hadn’t even really started!

You’re telling me this snake is eating a person questioning their gender? Wtf why are they taking photos instead of helping?

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.

Some kind of Abyssal demon?

I buy myself time by saying “what’s the word for…” and by the time I’ve said that, or perhaps because I primed my brain for it, I immediately remember, and finish by asking what the word for the word I’m thinking of is, which ends up confusing more people than if I hadn’t tried to remember the word at all.

Here’s some context: https://www.tumblr.com/orcboxer/745857099387584512/have-you-seen-the-new-show-its-on-tubu-its

The survey they cite has Bernie at 12%, so I’m not sure what method they did to allow for more than 100% - maybe you could choose more than one answer?

Yeah I work in medical fraud detection, and I think it’s wild that if you only steal a few hundred thousand you buy a car and then get caught and sent to jail, but if you steal orders of magnitude more you get to be governor and then senator of Florida.

The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.

I really thought this was an elaborate Saddam hiding meme