Pinky: Gee, Brain #42. What are we going to do tonight?

The Brain #42: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

One was recorded reaching 242 mph in a stoop. Nothing else comes close.

How much have you got spare?

Not for me, though, just interested. I’m 6’2" and it’s about perfect I think, probably wouldn’t swap it for any other height. I’m tall enough to reach the top shelves of pretty much everything, hit the cancel button on our smoke alarm, see over people at gigs and things, but not so tall that I have problems with fitting into things too often.

First, they came for the trans people* and I did nothing because I am not trans.
Then they came for the immigrants and I did nothing because I am not an immigrant.
Then they came for women’s rights and I did nothing because I am not a woman.
Then they came for the… wait, what? Hold up!

* They came really hard for the trans people. Like strangely hard. Like they had some kind of fixation.

The only way to stop a bad guy with some porn…

You are “DOOM!”

Can’t you read? It’s right there.

Got a despairing sigh from my wife who is now regretting some of her life choices. Well one of them at least.

Good work!

OP should just brush that hype off.

Bonfire Night is really just not that big a deal over here. I’d happily bet you one shiny new pence piece that he’s in the US today.

Surely you mean pic-a-nic basket?

That poor bastard yak (or whatever) wandered into the wrong canyon that day.

Ugh. Well played!

Again, this is not the original, but I seem to recall seeing it in the late 90s.

And this was definitely 90s.

Cheetahs don’t have retractable claws, therefore dog.

I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!

Amazeballs!

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Labour whistleblower reveals party members are determined not to allow the Tories to have a monopoly on being the nasty party. “Why should they have all the fun?” one is quoted as saying. Film at eleven.

Oops. Yup, utter failed to put Bs! Put it down to not having had enough coffee today!

Thanos’ plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

Humanity reached 4B in 1975 and hit 8B in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we’d be back to 8B people again.

——— Edited to billions not millions because I wrote it while under the influence of stupidity.