For me, easily Spec Ops: The Line.

That game took an incredibly dark turn during the White Phosphorus scene. You know those top-down camera views in Call of Duty where you shoot enemies from the sky? This game does that, too. And then, boom, you find out that you just burned a refugee camp to the ground with phosphorus bombs. And this game actually forces you to walk through the travesty you just caused, and see all of the flaiming remains of soldiers screaming for help and buildings and cars burning and on fire. But, the most haunting part of that scene is the burning carcass of a woman holding her child as the white phosphorus breaches through the gate.

That image has been burned into my brain. 10/10 will not be playing again anytime soon

“A lot of networks report the news as it happens. But only one has the power to report the news BEFORE it happens. Through our state-of-the-art wormhole sattelite, the Onion News Network Future channel brings you exclusive news transmissions from the year 2137. Because to stay ahead in today’s world, you need to know what’s going to happen in tomorrow’s.”

And then on the map one of the states is Gay Texas LMAO

The wheel. Reinvented.

God, I fucking love you, Onion…

The system specs tho LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

System Specifications:

• Makes the most irritating beeping noise you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
• Fucks up everything else you hook it up to
• ‘Scans for receivers’, whatever the fuck that means
• Flashes random fucking words and numbers on the display screen

I’m just gonna leave this here with no further content…

“Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work”

Hey, no problem dude! Glad I could introduce you to this legendary and underrated classic. 🥰

Space Mutiny is easily the best “introduction” episode to the show for newcomers and it remains a classic that shows what MST3K is all about.

I totally agree! The best introduction for first-time watchers of MST3K. It really is the best of MST3K’s riffing from Season 8, and in my opinion, let alone the whole series. I am glad I picked Space Mutiny as my first episode. I got a great introduction to the series, and I have been a MSTie ever since. If you haven’t seen Mystery Science Theater 3000 yet, start with Space Mutiny.

You will love it.

For me personally, it’s the Season 8 episode “Space Mutiny”, which was also the first MST3K episode that I ever watched.

That bit with Mike bonking his head on one of the many railings Servo placed in the Satellite of Love and tumbling all the way down it while yelling before splashing into water sent me into an absolute laughing fit. I laughed for a good 10 minutes at that, I kept replaying that scene. It was pure comedic gold.

My pick is Stanley Kubrick’s 1968 masterpiece, 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Also Sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss will forever be one of cinema’s greatest opening themes. And combined with the opening credits of the movie with the sun rising slowly over the Earth was absolutely groundbreaking and legendary. It is truly one of the greatest opening credits sequences of all time.

Calum Scott easily. That one song that kept playing during every commercial break drove me to madness. It’s that “You Are The Reason” song that Kay Jewellers used for one of their commercials, and my God it was the most overplayed shit in the universe while it was still airing and made me despise that song. I hated the sappiness and I hated the stupid-ass high pitch he would constantly sing in throughout the whole song. It’s the one and only Calum Scott song I listened to. Kay Jewellers always picked the worst and most ear-piecing sappy songs for their commercials. I have never listened to another one of his songs, and I don’t plan on ever doing it. Song is nothing but him sounding like a pussy who cries and whines around woman trying to get them to like him. And keep in mind, this was on every day, on every commercial break. I could never go even ONE DAY without hearing that effing song on my Roku. I was, at one point, seriously contemplating ripping my ears out if I ever heard it on my TV again.

Hearing that song practically every single day on every goddamn commercial break made me unbelievably angry. Thank God Kay have stopped playing the commercial with that song included, it drove me absolutely insane every time I heard it on a commercial break. I got sick and tired of hearing it very quickly. Sometimes, it would get so overplayed in one day that I wished I was deaf on numerous occasions. That song has just turned me away from the artist entirely as I bet all of his songs are cringeworthy, sappy songs with him singing in an ear-splitting high pitch. “You Are The Reason” is a full-blown assault on the ears.

Never listening to another one of his songs again after that. One of his songs was bad enough.

And here’s the commercial if you are wondering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tu_eMQuKGk

I got some of my own personal favorites!

1: Wildcat getting denied a second oven mitt by every single holiday and person

2: The classic Banana Bus song

3: The entire “Wildcat Cooking Show” segment where they prepare a lobster dish with stuff like a family photo and “chocolate” (poop)

4: The “Hoo-dini” joke in the Split Sides West Comedy Club

5: Everyone asking for tickets to Pluto Nash in 3D

6: The New HP 6000 Thing computer that is literally just a microwave

7: The opening to Vanoss’s Moonbase Alpha video - A trailer for a fake movie called “The White Side of the Moon”

8: Delirious’s “butt plug” on the back of his car

9: The opening to Vanoss’s “Matrix” video - A series of bloopers relating to the elevator scene in the movie

10: The brand-new detatated Wamboghini

11: The “movie set” with 587 bombs

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.

Virus = Very Yes.

“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!

Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.

"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!

Now let’s go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew."

Guess my favorites…!

“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”

“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”

“BACK OFF BABY”

“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”