Try cloud hiker.

https://cloudhiker.net/explore

It’s kinda like how stumble upon used to be.

Language is a virus.

https://genius.com/Laurie-anderson-language-is-a-virus-lyrics

I have an app for that.

No.

Weasels ripped my flesh!

Dr. Octagon!

https://youtu.be/yzmzlBoUfV0?si=G8Iw5CXb1fphwL9l

Speed running? More like dodging.

I wish this happened to the GOP convention.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Ok

Going down to Georgia implies that Georgia is under hell.

No paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/nJqKe

Somafm groove salad

https://somafm.com/groovesalad/

Sounds awful.

No duh. Have you ever been out there? Sure, it’s pretty, but that’s it. Absolutely nothing to do. Except meth. Oh, and drunk driving and KKK rallies.

We didn’t investigate an online theft from any bank account unless it was over US $100k.

Hoax

https://africacheck.org/fact-checks/meta-programme-fact-checks/teenager-beaten-cops-after-bank-teller-mistook-erection

Nah, ikea is the original escape room.