

I have an app for that.
I have an app for that.
Weasels ripped my flesh!
Speed running? More like dodging.
I wish this happened to the GOP convention.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Going down to Georgia implies that Georgia is under hell.
Sounds awful.
No duh. Have you ever been out there? Sure, it’s pretty, but that’s it. Absolutely nothing to do. Except meth. Oh, and drunk driving and KKK rallies.
We didn’t investigate an online theft from any bank account unless it was over US $100k.
Nah, ikea is the original escape room.
“ Officers euthanized and removed one young male 75-pound cougar on arrival”
That is bullshit.
Obtaining a barber license means that you have completed a minimum of 1,250 hours of instruction in barbering education within a period of at least 9 months or completed 1,250 hours of training. It takes 1,250 to 2,000 hours to be a cosmologist. Police in Germany get 2.5 years of training, and in Finland, police education takes three years to complete. Police in the USA get 750 hours.
Language is a virus.
https://genius.com/Laurie-anderson-language-is-a-virus-lyrics