There is no possibility of it being anything other than genitalia.

You

Me

Me

I like em dashes. The robots can pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Can’t help but notice you used exclamation marks instead of periods. Sincerely, the pedantic community.

The word ok expecting me to spell it out instead of pronouncing it like oak.

I assumed it’s a troll account, but she appears to be real. And from BC. And such a stereotypical representation of BC, I’m back to questioning whether or not it’s a troll account.

OoOoOOoohhh… it’s a snaaaaaaake.

Samosas with spanakopita filling. I call them spanakomosas.

All you can eat sushi. It doesn’t need to be great, just all I can eat.

Masturbating won’t make you go blind.

“Why is the sky blue?”

“Because it’s reflecting the colour of the ocean.”

Now I have a hankering for a forest hot dog. Would anyone be so kind? Maybe a side of forest curly fries? Thank you for being a friend.

Yeah, the last time they charged was Snow Leopard in 2009. Everything has all been free since. Snow Leopard was really a dream to use, though. If paying $30 would get us back to that kind of luxury, I would gladly pay for the privilege.

Places I stayed in Japan and China had no kitchens (or pathetic, unusable kitchens). I consider myself a good cook and I like to prepare nice meals for people around the world when I stay with them, but honestly, there are places all over that is a challenge.

The AliExpress algorithm apparently knows me intimately and I didn’t even have to search for it. Seems like “autism skeleton shirt” will get you there, though.

It has also suggested shirts that say things like “I eat cement.” How does it know!?

Ha! I have that same shirt. I have never worn it in public yet, but maybe I will now find an excuse to.

People living in the US but using an Apple account set to another country. Because you can only switch it once a year or something inconvenient like that. Whatever the circumstances may be, there is seemingly no good reason to restrict the app to US accounts only.