Fine. Everything is fucking.

Happy?

The same.

Or grab my chainsaw and quarter them. Who needs cancer when you got a chainsaw?

Your right and your stupidity.

The second coming already happened. We’re the leftovers.

4 you say?

https://pchat.org/

The LEGO movie. Change the song to everything is fucking awesome.

And fortified dessert wine!

Hey Bibi. I seemed to have lost my penis. I asked all the thirteen year old girls around but none have seen it recently.

Help, your friend in perpetual war crimes,

-DJT

Solving is doing a lot of heavy lifting there…

More or less.

I love the breeze on muh balls after climbing 1000 meters.

That’s like your closet introvert. They haven’t yet realized sometimes people just have a bad day and it has nothing to do with them so just leave it be.

Picking and poking and probing… And it’s sad cuz they are usually looking for you to just blame them.

Piefed tends to run the best on mobile for me. Mastodon is painfully slow. Lemmy is okay. (Using browser.)

Florida enacted HB 1365, which prohibits counties and cities from allowing people to regularly camp or sleep on public property. It even allows businesses to sue the government for lack of enforcement.

New York is basically the opposite. Demanding shelter for eligible residents. Illinois is also progressively approaching homelessness.

Hawaii is a mixed bag. So is California.

I forgot households.

https://www.pewresearch.org/race-and-ethnicity/2024/05/31/the-state-of-the-american-middle-class/

See number 2.

Most places do cash drops if the register is over $100. Leaving about(under) $100 in the register at any time.

Chances of breaking a hundred for a BIC not likely.

Chances of breaking a 50 on a 6 pack, likely. Especially with a pack of smokes. There’s only supposed to be a couple 20s in the til. Shift timing matters. Best chance: it’s end of shift with an employee too busy or lazy to make drops. Also the best time to rob the store.

Americans are predominantly transitioning to 100k+ incomes. The poors are dying as planned and the middle (under 100k but above poverty limits) class continues to steadily shrink.

That’s not too say they’re prosperous. Most are still one missed paycheck away from homelessness.

Yet they’ll sell you there’s less poors than ever.

And people say Americans dumb?!

For what platform?