People who do certain govt work. Makes dealing with MFA the biggest pain in the ass.

She’s damn good at it too

Bro it was a joke. I’m having an okay time on .world. if I absolutely need to switch instances I will. I don’t have an actual reason to leave rn.

Same lmao. I’m in too deep to leave

Kiss under the gates of the gulag lol

They’re the bones of the world dawg. It’s why there’s so much spooky scary shit here (I live in Appalachia.)

Get 'im

I work at an MSP and see profound idiocy every day and nobody has the will or desire to learn anything. I had to give someone directions on how to plug a wired mouse into a computer the other day.

I see at least one functionally illiterate person a week while working.

Dragostei Din Tae

Jump in my car by David hasselhoff

Hey Ya by Outlast

My cat caught my house on fire in February. She was jumping around in the middle of the night and turned on the stove before knocking a Tupperware onto it. I woke up choking on smoke. I could have totally died because my fire detector didn’t go off. Only time having fucked up lungs has come in handy.

Called the fire department and the first dude showed up in two minutes. Turns out he lives like 6 houses down from me.

Thankfully the damage was minimal and all of my pets and I were fine. I don’t own a stove/oven anymore though lol. I didn’t use the thing anyway. I cook w/ my microwave, an air fryer, and slow cooker. I have a countertop oven as well if I need it. My aunt got my stove to replace hers, so everything worked out. Got a big portable dishwasher to go where the stove was and it’s great.

I appreciate you dude, for real. If we were neighbors, I’d fight some gravy seals for you.

Lmao come get me fellas

100000%

Same! 😭

This year there has been:

Broccoli Cheddar French Onion Lobster Bisque Mushroom Barley Butternut Squash

French Onion and Lobster Bisque were adopted. I’m hoping the rest, except Broccoli Cheddar, get adopted.

I’m considering adopting Broccoli Cheddar after I get my current cat spayed.

Oh yeah. Hopefully he comes back here for all of his breaks.

The only way to deal with unwanted fediverse users

Honestly I’d try to find the owner and secretly hope they’d be grateful enough to give me some of that cash lmao. My mom had her wallet stolen once and whoever stole it took all the cash but left everything else. We found the wallet on our porch the next day. It was weird. The credit cards didn’t even get yoinked

Heckling obnoxious evangelists was one of my fave things to do in college. I’d always ask questions that they couldn’t really answer and they’d always be like “it’s part of God’s plan” and I would ask them how they know God’s plan and they’d get even more upset.

If you’re gonna shove your beliefs down my throat, don’t get uppity when I asks question lmao