I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

Trump: Deport him to Canada!

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Putin: THANK YOU!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

US Emerges a Biggest Laser

What?!

US Emerges as Biggest Loser

Oh, ok…

Shut up and be ready to welcome your deported co-penguins from US zoos.

Interesting word. Russia is also claiming that they are “liberating” something in Ukraine.

Liberate the US from Trump and his cronies.

To be honest: nothing dramatic will happen. You’ll just start buying less useless “stuff”. Start paying more attention to quality, because you can’t afford to replace broken useful stuff.

The era of excessive consumerism is over. It is more good than bad, actually.

For that to be really interesting you should state your own nationality.

It is easy. If you have a goal. Ask a concrete question and you’ll receive a concrete answer. What can be easier? If you don’t have a concrete question then why do you bother people you don’t know?

Continue to take your prescribed pills. Do something meaningful.

Angelica Pickles: What have they done to you, Cyntia?!

In my culture it is “You can’t simultaneously sit on a dick and eat the fish”

MAGA(having problems with reading so stopping after the first few words): Yeah, bro. That’s exactly what we’re going to do. Vote Republican. Trump go!

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.

those days are over. While…

Yes, while Trump controls the government those days are over.

Musk: Shit, I knew it should be 21M. Greedy me…

Onion is almost spherical, it doesn’t have any problems.

I am of the very same species but have nothing to do with her social media habits.