Ok, noted: New York is almost on par with civilized regions.

The only barrier I see is your imagination that forces you to generate some strange questions. Laptop is a laptop and made of laptop and capable of what laptops are capable of. No more but no less.

Trump: Excellent idea! And we need tariffs here too to fill my beautiful budget!

Eat it for permanent +0 to HP.

Magnets and stickers aren’t significantly better than thoughts and prayers, but cost more.

I want to say that immediately after resolving those issues I’ve made and configured regular backups, but that would be a lie

Do it now. Yes, right now. It is a 30-minute adventure: rsync here, some script there… And it will inevitably save your ass eventually.

Side fish is enough.

Or a frog with a cigarette.

What? The top portrait is just bad.

Are you a billionaire?

Shhh, you’re frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don’t overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.

Trump: … US citizen SO FAR. Shut up or you’ll be covfefed in a second. The US is beautifully great again! Even my friend Putin agrees.

Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.

Relax, they are not heavy while young, so the impact won’t be serious. Some bloody snot cleaning from the glass max. Not a big deal.

What’s the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That’s my grandmother’s level. She’s a nice woman but doesn’t claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

Baha, leave the balls alone!

Jailer, let those men free…

You can’t punish a billionaire by deportation. Like you can’t fine a bear for a broken fence.

No alcohol? Sorry, can’t think of any use of that substance. Throw it away then…

Does this thing have alcohol as an ingredient?