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6 分钟前God damn…meanwhile I can’t even commit to watching a tv show if it’s more than a few seasons long.
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1·8 分钟前He must of not dun known bout no good grammer. Kell C Grammer! Talkin’ bout my boy Fraiser!
So, women are beautiful, and their big bouncy boobs are loved by everybody…but what if I told you a secret hack that could feed babies, using nothing more than a pair of boobs??? Gerber hates this one simple trick!
1·37 分钟前This is the version I choose to believe.
Just wait until you hear what trump just tweeted about the jews…
I mean, he didn’t, but you were already prepared to say to yourself “Oh god, what NOW???”
Mostly because him, and controversial shit are just on brand for him. Like I could say he reverse pardoned the central park 5. That’s where you force a conviction even if the crime isn’t true.
And some people would believe me. And a reverse pardon isn’t even a thing. And even if it was, he doesn’t take oath until tomorrow.
Some people could still believe me. That’s just how shitty of a person he’s historically been, and how often he’s been shitty, that you could make up any obviously false claims, and it would still seem plausible.
Eh, maybe. The only confederate DLC I know is the white surrender flag add-on.
Which really shouldn’t be DLC. Should be included with the base experience.
Ohio checking in…why do we have confederate flags in northern Ohio? Hell the only thing seperating us from Canada is a god damn lake!!! How much more north can you get???
6·51 分钟前Iceberg of stupidity. And it’s not just genZ. It’s Americans in general.
But trump is the one who started the movement to ban it when he was president the first time!
I think you’re the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.
Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.
And to think…she just wanted to try pegging.
4·23 小时前Now you’re making me wonder what this, plus having dementia would be like. Everyday you have no idea who you are, where you are, or who these people are that are ignoring you. Also, you can’t move, or speak, and you don’t know why.
You forgot his yacht full of bikini models.
Yeah, but then you’d have to wait like 30 minutes for a mod with the key to unlock it.
There was a kid who lived to 7 years old as a normal kid. Then he got hit by a car.
He was then in a coma, but his coma was different. His eyes were open. He couldn’t move, he couldn’t speak. He was just a living corpse essentially.
He was just kept like that. For 30 some years until he was in his early 40s. Then, without explaination, he came out of it.
His mom was watching jeapardy, and she randomly hears him answer the tv “Who is Bill Gates?” which caused her to scream and run out of the room. Which caused him to scream, because he didn’t know what was happening.
Eventually his mom came back in the room, and they were both surprised he was out of his coma.
Except here’s the thing, his coma really was different. He was awake the whole 30+ years. He was aware of every single thing around him. One of the first things he said after all the calamity died down was “I miss ralph.”
And ralph was a dog the family got when he was 15, already in his coma, and died a few years earlier. He never once got to pet this dog, who would curl up with him everyday. Ralph would stick his face into his armpit and russle his arm over him. And then just lay there all night.
His mom was surprised that he even knew ralph.
And the reason this story stuck with me, was he told his mom “there was a day, that sticks out in my mind. It will haunt me to the day I day. I’ve had nightmares countless times about this moment. It was a few years after my accident, and you came into the living room, saw me, and said why won’t you just die already? You’re making everyones life miserable!” Then she walked out of the room.
When he told her that, she began crying, and appologizing. She didn’t remember saying that, but he never stopped thinking about it for 30+ years.
She obviously still loved her son. She cared for him the whole time. But it’s juat that little moment of weakness you say the worst thing.
Anyways, back to jeapordy. When he answered the answer about bill gates, he didn’t think anything different was happening. Everynight they watched jeapordy, and every night he’d answer…except it was in his own head. This time he said it out loud.
Because STOP WATCHING TV!!!
You’re clearly cursing all the good shows, and all we’re left with is crap like “the bachlor”, and “who wants to shoot a billionaire?”
Oh hi, you’re finally awake. Here’s a life crushing medical bill. Enjoy poverty motherfucker.
Oh yeah…we lost. We got stuck with toledo…