No no. It’ll still be seen by thousands before it’s taken down.

Sure. You could upload it to peer-tube, and have it be seen by a whole 11 people!

“WhatGodIsMadeOf”

“deleted by creator”

Well this message isn’t made of anything now. It’s been deleted! By creator!

The biggest issue with Linux is the culture. I get that longtime users get and understand how to use it. They understand the commands. They know what -r and -n do.

I still look at my microwave daily to remember what the buttons do. There’s only 6 buttons and a dial. Although, 7 buttons. I just remembered the dial is also a button. It’s the start button.

Point is, I’m not going to learn terminal. I’m going to point the thing. Then I’m going to drag the thing. And I’m going to double click the thing.

I’ve attempted to learn terminal since 2014. I have a 0% success rate doing anything. Even copy/pasting other peoples commands. I always get an error, and I don’t understand the error. So I google the error, and then I don’t understand the explaination.

The way I have always explained it is, the OS is like a car. And terminal is how mechanics diagnose and fix the car. I tried changing my oil once, and blew up the car.

You should post the pixelfed logo too. I have no idea which of these candies I’m supposed to look at.

Oh god…that word is going to be used for a week now, isn’t it?

And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!

gives you peanut butter and chocolate

That being said, this regeme might still give you death if you happen to be too brown.

lemmy.world is very very large and thus has a very very large number of obnoxious shitheads

Yeah? Yeah, you think so? Obnoxious? Yeah? You sayin’ there’s obnoxious shitheads round these parts? That what you’re sayin’? Just wanna be clear! Well you’re wrong! Lemmy.World isn’t large at all. The whole fediverse combined isn’t very large! Not like my penis! Can’t believe you said Lemmy.World is full of obnoxious shitheads! Why would you think that? Can I have $20? Your mom gave me $20! Heyyyoooo!!!

When people go to Netflix, they open the app, and scroll for 45 minutes trying to find the perfect movie or show.

Then they pass out on their couch in their underwear as their cat licks their ear to wake them up. Even the cat is like “c’mon dude. It’s bedtime”

And then you wake up the next day, and suddenly you got 40 missed notifications because your dad had a seizure last night, and is in the hospital. You would have heard the phone ring, but you were asleep. If you had been engaged, and watching the 1993 movie Super Mario Bros, you’d have heard your phone. But you got overwhelmed by choice, and fell asleep instead.

Now your dad thinks he’s Rodger Ebert, so he has started dressing in balerina tutu’s. You try to explain to him that Rodger Ebert never wore tutus. And he says “YES I DO!” as he starts doing dance moves from the 1950s.

All this because you couldn’t decide what to watch in your hubris of options!

Cookies say bad things about the cookie monster. And so does Elmo. But thats only because Cookie Monster tickles Elmos no-no spot!

…nudes? What context am I missing?

steals your cat

Now I love your cat instead.

“I feel like I’m going crazy!”

“You’re not going crazy Aurther! You’re going sane in a crazy world!”

No, it does. My reply is questioning how it’s a joke, and not just an accurate retelling of recent events.

Prime Minister signs up for NordVPN

I hated working for target 20 years ago. They aren’t guests, they’re customers. It’s not a guest experience, it’s shopping. And if I don’t want to smile, fuck off and quit trying to say I should smile more.

And I’m a guy. I hear women get told they should smile more WAY more often than I did when I worked at target. Those people saying that can fuck all the way off onto a cactus dildo.

Dilophosaurus was delicious!

“If you blow me up, you’ll crash back to desktop.”

What does that mean?

Oh my god. I didn’t even consider it was scissors! But from a kids drawing ability, I see it now.

I just assumed she drew the chopped off balls, and never thought to draw the blood.