Is there any proof that he’s not actually an alien living in a CIA agents attic in Northern Virginia?

You are mistaken, that is a myth.

Why is that an issue?

What does adultery have to do with anything?

What’s the point of worrying about it. It’s inevitable, and when it happens you’ll not care because you won’t be able to. So what does it matter

And why do you need a hit man to kill a 3 year old anyway? They’re easy to kill. This is just laziness.