Brown people somewhere else.

Well that should make it easy to identify and shut down/block the call spam farms.

What’s that? They don’t give a flying fuck about it? Huh, neat.

Have beard. Can confirm.

Surely you can’t be serious?

- Kate Bush and Sisyphus, simultaneously

They’re too much of a chav.

In the dead of night, a shimmewing wight
Gweam of a bwade, and the debil is paid
I’m a wabbit swayer, a guitar pwayer
With a nasty habit, KIWWL DA WABBIT

I knew a nice Canadian that had a crush on me once. I still messed it up.

Castlevania nailed it IMO

7 was the first and last version of Windows that I didn’t immediately despise.

Any parents related?

Nothin says lovin like knockin up your cousin.

Dart board?

J-Lo looks stunning. The rest are a toss up… if we’re only talking about looks. If we’re doing personality might as well just crop Paltrow out of the picture.

Well phones already vibrate so they’re ahead of the curve in that regard.

I’m waiting for the twelvefold myself.

There are Sundays where the thought of having to spend 5 minutes filling up my pills for the week kept me in bed for hours.

It’s-a Regular Giuseppe!

Gritty needs love, too.

Long live Gritty! Long live Grittelda Gritney!

You can have some of mine. They were weird even before the psychoactive drugs. After… let’s just say I’m glad I don’t believe in dreams having any symbolic meaning beyond sometimes vaguely resembling something you once thought about. Brain poop, if you will.

I’m offering you my brain poop.