They’re usually served with beer.

FUCK YOU!

Pass the beans when you get a chance? Thanks!

If I tried that my heater would never stop running. No, Alec, I do not have a relatively modern well-insulated house. 😂😅😒😞

I was just following the writing prompt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ll take your comment to mean I done did good :D

What is the worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza?

I’ve got this kind if you need it: ¿

First one’s on the house.

I’d spend time with loved ones and look forward to not having to deal with gestures vaguely at the world this bullshit ever again.

Gonna need somewhat of a custom pizza shape for this to work without arousing suspicion. Put the pizza between the toilet rim and the seat. If it sags a bit that’s fine, the seat should hold it in place. Print out a picture of the inside of the toilet bowl and place it on top of the pizza. Close the lid.

After a few days, invite the crew over for beers. Rig the bathroom light so that it’s very dim. “Sorry, been having issues with it, not sure what the problem is.” Eventually someone is going to notice the ruse. When they do, “Oh shit, my pizza! I was wondering where that went.” Bring it back into the kitchen and offer everyone a slice. They will refuse. “More for me then!” Eat the whole thing.

Instant legend.

You don’t want this. I don’t want this. Not even half of the voting public want this. And yet it’s happening. We don’t know how to fix it because it’s broken by design. The purpose of a system is what it does.

Canadian friends, best of luck moving forward. I hope you can do a better job than we did of staving off the torrent of bullshit.

I’m looking forward to trying DS9 again. It just didn’t grab me at the time. Also, said time was high school for me, which meant much less time available to watch consistently. My spouse and I are finishing up TNG, but it’s gonna be awhile before I can convince her to do more Trek.

I still experienced it after I knew what it was, but not nearly as often. The last time I remember it happening, I dreamed I was at work. Laid down in a hallway to nap. Woke up from the dream nap with one of the execs standing next to me, looking down his nose. Couldn’t move. “Hell of a time for sleep paralysis,” dream-me thought.

Then real me woke up with sleep paralysis. At work, with my head down on a conference table at 3am.

I do not miss those sensations.

Fuck me, get out more.

Which would you prefer? As an X slacker, I only have enough spare “meh” to handle one or the other.

Wait… you’re a millennial? Doesn’t that mean you’re basically a kid? Does this count as grooming? Help, I need an adult!

realizes half the adults in his family are dead

Typical boomers.

Sometimes more than once.

Note that I am not disagreeing. Just pointing out that not being able to trust anything anymore is on-brand.

🎶 Oomox, dap-a-dap
Oomox, a-dooey-dat-dah
Oomox, dat-n-dat
Mmmmm, yeayeah 🎵

Magic can be tricksy like that.

Thanks, the best to you as well.

Intellectually, I get why they’re doing the things this way. I’ve been in IT for 25 years, I’ve done my fair share of troubleshooting lol. But the slow motion nature of it is torture. Will this work? Dunno, let’s give it 6 weeks. Okay, now up the dose. Anything? Up the dose again. Guess this wasn’t the right one. Taper time! Okay now try this. Will it work? Dunno… etc etc.

All the shit going on in my head feels like a bundle of Gordian knots. Try to tease out a loose end, it just pulls the whole thing tighter. I get why they’re trying to concentrate on one aspect, but again, knots. I’m trying to have patience, but at the same time these bills aren’t going anywhere. If I don’t pay them my Right To Exist is revoked and all of the effort was for nothing.

it wouldn’t be a “culture war” if there weren’t contesting sides a class war that needed handy wedges to keep the people divided

FTFY

I bought a cheap silicone grip case for my 3DS XL. Night and day difference. Not so cheap was the Satisfye Switch grip, but they both make playing handheld so much more pleasant. Both *systems sacrificed ergonomics for portability. Adding grips reduces portability in exchange for ergonomics. I’m okay with that.