Moof

…you live in Australia, don’t you

Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

Well, first you’d have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many “save-file buttons,” and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

in that he’s planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next

“And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆”

“I see a lab assistant that hasn’t loaded up any slides.”

"Oh, uh…”

“I swear, if I was polydactyl you’d be out of a job.”

heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit

Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location

“Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat.”

“Grand! Is it framed yet?”

“Is it WHAT.”

“Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!”

“The… I will be right back.”

an angry purple cat runs about in the background

Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”

light a match and find out

That reminds me, I need to read this book

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36523935-can-i-pet-your-werewolf

“Professor! I have found a hobby! It’s killing humans!”

“Oh sweet god no, what have you done?!”

“Current status: continual failure of avatar self-preservation in World of Warcraft!”

Marx looks absolutely enchanted by the whimsical play style of Elmo of Finland

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

The lost member of the Spice Girls

I thought those had fur? I mean, the bird in the picture doesn’t appear to be Harry…

And he has time to antagonize The Batmans

🎶And the void stared back

The very next day

The void stared back

I battled with the monsters

The void stared back

It haunts me in every way🎶